Oh, El Salvador, that bold little crypto gambler at the global poker table, has done it again. This time, with the finesse of a binge Amazon shopper at 3 a.m., it went on a Bitcoin splurge, snagging 12 shiny digital coins in one day. 🛒✨
Like a stockpiling squirrel prepping for the blockchain apocalypse, the country proudly added to its growing hoard, pushing the treasure to a cool 6,068 BTC, valued at over $554 million. Somewhere, Scrooge McDuck sheds a single, glittering tear. 💰🦆
“Another 21 BTC in the pantry this week!” chirped the Bitcoin Office in what we can only assume was a tweet sent with jazz hands. Spoiler alert: this bender also includes 60 BTC scooped up over the past 30 days.
Meanwhile, in the rollercoaster department, Bitcoin took a nose dive, hitting a dramatic low of $96,000 before bouncing back to a slightly less-tragic $98,000. But hey, compared to its daily high of $100,700, it’s like Bitcoin had its Monday blues. 📉☕
Now, if you’re wondering about that awkward $1.4 billion deal Bukele signed with the IMF—aka the “Please Stop Bitcoin-ing So Hard” agreement—fear not. The government did shrug at the IMF’s polite requests. Adopting its best “Oops, my finger slipped!” energy, El Salvador splurged on another $1 million worth of BTC the *very next day* after the deal. Classic. 🕶️👌
Sure, they made some changes to appease the IMF: Bitcoin acceptance, now selectively optional for local businesses, and fewer government escapades with their Chivo wallet. But the commitment to stacking crypto? Oh, darling, that’s a love story for the ages. 💕
Director of the Bitcoin Office, Stacy Herbert, reminded the world last December that the country’s waltz with Bitcoin remains unwavering. Heads up, 2025: El Salvador’s planning to turn it up to 11. Because, why? Well, why not?
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2025-02-05 09:32