🤯 Crypto Prophet Hayes Gambles on Bitcoin’s Redemption Arc-Will the Fed Play Along? 🤡

Ah, but listen! The man is not mad-no, merely desperate enough to be right. He paints 2025 as a cosmic joke, where Bitcoin, that capricious imp, refused to play its assigned roles: neither digital gold nor tech-stock harlot. “As expected!” Hayes barks into the ether, as if anyone expected anything at all. Gold rose not from the fevered dreams of peasants, but from the cold, trembling hands of sovereigns who-rightly!-fear the Treasury’s icy grip. “If the president steals from you,” Hayes sneers, “does it matter if your gold is cheap?” A fair point, if one ignores the sheer absurdity of the premise.

Ecco the Dolphin Will Swim Again in Several Upcoming Games

A new website recently went live, announcing that more Ecco the Dolphin games and merchandise are currently being made. A studio in California called A&R Atelier is developing these new products with permission from SEGA, who owns the Ecco the Dolphin series.