Crypto Exchange dYdX: A Bold American Dream? 🇺🇸

This Eddie Zhang, president of dYdX, speaks of alignment with the platform’s future. A grand statement! As if the future were not a fickle mistress, prone to changing her mind at the slightest provocation. He believes, naturally, that a presence in the United States is essential. One wonders if he considered the sheer volume of paperwork involved. Surely, a man of his stature has devoted staff to such trivialities.

Sam Bankman-Fried’s Unlikely Tale: FTX Was Never Bankrupt 😂

The carbon copy of this once-ailing empire now bustles with treasures: 14.3 billion in Anthropic’s equity, 7.6 billion worth of Robinhood stock, and enough SpaceX shares to make Elon blush. The petty cash alone, 1.7 billion in cold hard fiat, could buy a small island and name it “Solvency.” But what’s 205,000 BTC and 112,600 ETH among friends in a crypto downdraft? Oh, just $2.3 billion and $500 million. Rounding up for the sake of brevity, perhaps.

🚀 Blockchain to the Rescue: Ripple’s RLUSD Feeds the Hungry, Waters the Thirsty, and Outsmarts Banks! 🌍

For too long, the noble endeavors of nonprofits have been shackled by the rusted gears of traditional banking-a system so archaic, it makes the Inquisition look progressive! 😒 Enter Ripple, with its licensed payment platform, a marvel that enables instant, ceaseless cross-border transfers. Paired with RLUSD, a stablecoin backed by the almighty U.S. dollar, it offers a frictionless path to deliver aid, expand financial access, and embrace the forgotten corners of the world. Ah, the irony! The very technology once derided as the plaything of speculators now becomes the handmaiden of mercy.