Cramer Declares Bitcoin Unreliable After Weekend Shocker

Despite proudly wearing the badge of “I own Bitcoin” on his sleeve, the man with the talking hat argued that the wild price swing-a-thon of the last 48 hours proves Bitcoin cannot function as a steady, polite medium of exchange. A bit like trying to use a rubber duck as a telephone, really.

Cher Perfectly Flubs as Grammys 2026 Presenter

The Recording Academy revealed a strong list of presenters for the Grammy Awards, featuring Chappell Roan, Teyana Taylor, and Nikki Glaser. They also hinted at one more surprise presenter, who ended up being Justin Timberlake, known for his song “Believe.”