On yer bike!

On yer bike!

In reflecting upon Paddy McGuinness’s journey, I find myself in awe of his resilience and determination. Born and raised in the working-class neighborhoods of Eccles, Manchester, he defied the odds by turning his passion for comedy into a successful career. From humble beginnings as a leisure center employee to hosting popular television shows like Take Me Out and Bedtime Stories on CBeebies, Paddy’s story is one of perseverance and self-improvement.


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If you envision the kind of bicycle suitable for a 300-mile ride spanning Wales, England, and Scotland, the sturdy Raleigh Chopper likely isn’t your initial thought. However, that iconic bike from the 1970s and 80s is precisely what Paddy McGuinness will be using for the Radio 2 Ultra Endurance Cycle Challenge in aid of BBC Children in Need – an idea he conceived himself. “I believe children will find it amusing seeing it pedal down the road,” he explains. “The bike has truly taken center stage in this event.

Beginning on November 11th, McGuinness will commence his journey with Wrexham Football Club. This excursion will take him through the counties of Flintshire, Cheshire, Merseyside, Lancashire, Westmorland, Cumbria, Dumfriesshire, and Lanarkshire, concluding on November 15th in Glasgow.

On yer bike!

Each Sunday morning, I tune into Radio 2, where a captivating presenter now rides an eye-catching, vibrant yellow Chopper bike. This isn’t just any Chopper; it’s been modernized with Pudsey Bear’s friendly face adorning its frame. Raleigh has revived the classic Chopper design, but this one boasts a more comfortable, elevated seat for longer rides. Moreover, the gear shifter, traditionally positioned on the crossbar, has been strategically moved to the handlebars, sparing McGuinness from constant reaching down to change gears while cycling on the road.

He remarks, “I’ve managed to take out two motorcycles so far. They aren’t designed for long-distance travel. I’ve covered 40 miles on one already, but it keeps malfunctioning – the gears keep slipping and the chain guard came loose, causing all sorts of noise. During the competition, there will be a couple more in a van with a mechanic on standby just in case.

Despite having no personal trainer or strict diet plan, he does see a physiotherapist regularly and enjoys ice baths. He’s also been fortunate enough to receive guidance from Sir Chris Hoy, the six-time Olympic gold medalist who recently revealed his terminal cancer diagnosis. Interestingly, they reside in Cheshire, and next week, Sir Chris has planned an intense cycling session for him. Upon asking if the ride was still on, Sir Chris replied with a reassuring yet stern response: “Just because I’ve shared my health situation, it doesn’t mean I won’t push you to your limits.

He advised me to regularly ride the motorbike, explaining that getting accustomed to its seat is crucial since prolonged sitting can be quite uncomfortable. He’s even been searching for cream to soothe my backside, which I have to apply myself, and also wear padded bike shorts. It’s not pleasant, but if you don’t use the cream, you can’t ride for more than an hour or two without experiencing excessive friction.

Chris Hoy is taking me on a punishing ride next week

51-year-old McGuinness, born and raised in Farnworth, Bolton, recalls his childhood where his mother worked as a cleaner, and his father served in the military before moving into the scrap metal industry. Due to financial constraints, he couldn’t own a Chopper bike like many of his peers. Instead, he had a heavy BMX 2000. “I have fond memories of that bike,” he shares, “but I remember envying a boy with a purple Chopper, thinking ‘I’d give anything for that bike.’ I became friends with him and borrowed it for a while, trading it for a Star Wars AT-AT toy. It was common practice then to share items, everything was second-hand, like an early form of the Vinted app.

On yer bike!

During the initial Covid-19 lockdown, McGuinness decided to lift his spirits by purchasing a Chopper on eBay for £400, which happened to be the same shade of purple. Excitedly exclaiming, “I’ve got it now, it’s mine!”, he brought that bike along to our photoshoot.

McGuinness has three children – twins Leo and Penelope, who are 11 years old, and Felicity, aged eight. All of them have been diagnosed with autism, which he shares with his former spouse Christine. Now that he’s in a position to treat them generously, does he indulge them? Well, it can be tricky when it comes to children. If you have the means to buy a toy for your child if they desire one, I believe my natural inclination as a compassionate person is to do so. This sentiment stems from my own childhood, where I vividly recall the sense of longing I felt seeing the child with the best soccer boots, bike, or toy.

I was able to manage fine in life without needing much, and I strive to ensure my kids don’t feel the same way. Fortunately, my children are content with what they have, and they don’t ask for too many things. They seem genuinely happy. When it comes to Christmas, I usually ask them if they want something, but more often than not, they decline. I aim to maintain a good balance with them.

Beyond the cycling endeavor, McGuinness is embarking on a comedy tour across the UK and Ireland that will last from now until April 2025, marking his return to stand-up after eight years. “There’s certainly plenty to discuss, and the world seems to be quite busy these days,” he remarks. “I had forgotten how challenging it is to recall the jokes I’ve penned.” “Touring is such a nerve-wracking experience. You perform, you step off stage and then you exhaust yourself. You return to it because it’s incredibly alluring,” he continues. “When you’re on stage, and everyone’s laughing at your jokes, listening intently, and hanging on every word, you feel like a giant.

McGuinness, who spent his time working at recreational centers and construction sites, had never considered comedy as a viable career path. “I adore my parents deeply, and they feel the same way about me, but my father never took me to play football and my mother rarely attended school parent-teacher meetings. It might sound bleak, but it wasn’t; it was simply our existence. I can’t say that no one from my neighborhood has gone to university, but it wasn’t something we aspired towards. The conversation was more about finding a job as soon as you graduated high school, to start earning money.

Afterward, he caught his friend Peter Kay performing at a humble comedy venue in Manchester. They had both been schoolmates at Mount St Joseph High School in Bolton, and later on, McGuinness would share the screen with Kay in shows like Phoenix Nights and Max and Paddy’s Road to Nowhere.

That evening, he pocketed £40, and I mused, “Wow, £40 for merely chatting nonsense on stage!” My first performance took place at Lancaster University, which was part of the Newcastle Brown Ale circuit. When my set ended, the host quipped, “Ladies and gentlemen, that was Paddy McGuinness, and he insists it’s his debut.” I found that a rather charming recognition. My choice to venture into comedy stemmed more from a desire for financial improvement rather than any grand aspirations. I was managing well in my jobs and other ventures, but I wouldn’t have climbed the corporate ladder to become a CEO or anything similar. Instead, comedy seemed an excellent opportunity to improve myself and possibly earn some extra cash to support my family at home.

Love Island came off the back of Take Me Out’s success

Kay encouraged McGuinness to abandon his position at the leisure center and fully pursue comedy instead. “I wouldn’t have taken that step otherwise,” he explained, “as I enjoyed the stability of having a consistent income, unlike my current job where you only earn if you’re actively working.

Initially, many might recall McGuinness for his stint as the host of the ITV dating show “Take Me Out” from 2010 to 2019. With enthusiasm, he expresses pride in it, stating, “It’s been the cause of eight weddings and six babies!” Back then, social media wasn’t as prevalent as it is now; we would simply wish good luck to contestants, but didn’t typically interact or follow up with them. After the demise of “Blind Date,” “Take Me Out” marked a renaissance in dating shows. Shows like “First Dates” and “Love Island” emerged and flourished following its successful footsteps.

As a fan, I can’t help but admit that shows like “Love Island” are popular, but let me clarify, it’s not the reality we live in. If I were younger watching it, I might start comparing myself to those flawlessly attractive individuals and think, ‘Oh, I won’t find love because I don’t have a six pack or my teeth aren’t perfectly white.’ However, shows like “Take Me Out” always resonated with me more. The diversity on that show was refreshing – different shapes, sizes, jobs, looks, and backgrounds were all represented. That’s the authenticity of everyday life.

McGuinness is set to show up on the children’s show “CBeebies Bedtime Stories” soon. He expressed that he watches it with his own kids and felt it was something he wanted to do for them so they could say, “Daddy does that.” His kids are now aware of his work. He reads the books as if reading to his own children. Felicity enjoys him reading her books, but Leo and Penelope love when he makes up stories, much like his father used to do, and these stories often include them. Penelope is fond of the “Dog Man” book series. The only books McGuinness remembers from his childhood were “The Beano” and “The Dandy.” He either spent his time playing or there was occasional fighting; he rarely saw anyone reading a book.

In the installment featuring McGuinness, he can be seen engrossed in “The Stompysaurus” penned by Rachel Bright. The story revolves around Stompysaurus who experiences a series of mishaps throughout his day. However, despite these setbacks, Stompysaurus learns effective ways to cope with frustration and annoyance – offering children valuable lessons on how to handle similar situations positively.

This type of book strikes a chord. Children often imitate actions they see in books, and I believe many of my past mistakes were due to acting too hastily in situations. Pausing for a moment and considering the situation usually leads to better outcomes. Nowadays, I’m less likely to react impulsively.

As a movie reviewer, I’ve been keeping quite busy lately, especially with the latest BBC1 series “Paddy and Chris: Road Tripping” alongside my ex-co-presenter Chris Harris from Top Gear. It seems that I thrive on this hectic schedule, and I can’t help but appreciate it. When discussing my current projects, I simply can’t shake off that work ethic within me, forever on the lookout for what’s next. And with that thought, I hop into my van to collect my kids, their purple and yellow Choppers in tow, ready for another adventure!

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2024-11-07 20:12