Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson’s Penis Drawing Prank

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

As I delve into the captivating life of Dakota Johnson, I am struck by her multifaceted persona that effortlessly blends humor, resilience, and raw talent. From her humble beginnings as the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson to her rise as a Hollywood star, she has navigated the industry with grace and wit.


Don Johnson is getting candid about a few of Dakota Johnson‘s vices. 

Indeed, the former star of “Miami Vice” was quite open when discussing the “Fifty Shades of Grey” actress’ playful antics from her past, which, it should be noted, were not always entirely wholesome.

On the November 7th episode of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’, Don described Dakota as a lively child. He shared an important tip: be cautious about leaving blank paper on your desk, as Dakota had a knack for quickly drawing a big, well-drawn phallic symbol on it.

However, it wasn’t only about drawing male body parts; Dakota, who has a daughter with ex-wife Melanie Griffith and a son Jesse with ex Patti D’Arbanville, as well as children Atherton, Jasper, and Deacon with wife Kelley Phleger, revealed that Dakota had other tricks up her sleeve when it came to pranking around the house.

If he left his phone unattended somewhere, he remembered that she would find a way to access his contacts and send inappropriate texts to unknown individuals.

Indeed, Jimmy, who previously spoke about residing near Dakota, was thrilled by the disclosures. He even shared that he too once played pranks on his father by drawing penises around the house, and now his son Billy, aged 7, does the same to him.

Don joked, “Oh, well that’s why you’re neighbors.”

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

Jimmy, who is not only a father to daughter Jane, 10, alongside his wife Molly McNearney, as well as older children Katie, 33, and Kevin, 31 from his previous relationship with Gina Maddy, found himself in agreement. He also mentioned, “Perhaps that’s the neighborhood we decided to settle down in.

Previously, the late-night television host, aged 56, and Dakota have openly discussed their community life. In fact, during a June episode of his program, Jimmy specifically commended the 35-year-old for being a kind, peaceful, and considerate neighbor.

To Madame Web’s misfortune, she disclosed at an inopportune moment. She expressed, “I’m actually pleased I was scheduled to meet you today,” and proceeded to share her news, which seemed a bit contrived—she had begun building the house that day.

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

It’s been reported that a massive eucalyptus tree collapsed onto Dakota’s home due to the storms that recently battered Los Angeles. Consequently, she found herself in need of carrying out repairs. Interestingly enough, they had earlier discussed their tree-related issues as a pair.

Wait just a moment,” he said, “haven’t I emailed you about the need to trim your tree as it might collapse onto your home?

He noted that it was the tree he called “the widow maker tree.”

But as Dakota quipped, “No that’s the one that could fall on your house.”

For more of Dakota’s most hilarious moments, keep reading.

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

In a highly memorable instance on television, Dakota Johnson publicly expressed her disappointment that Ellen DeGeneres did not attend her 30th birthday celebration.

In response to the comedian making a joke in a 2019 episode of her self-named talk show about not being invited, Dakota responded with a touch of sarcasm, “Contrary to your jest, that’s not actually accurate, Ellen.

As a devoted admirer, I must confess that I couldn’t help but notice the tense exchange between the actress and Ellen during their previous appearance together, when the actress felt slighted by not being invited. Determined to ensure a different outcome this time, I ensured that I was prominently featured on the guest list.

“I didn’t even know you liked me,” Dakota told Ellen. “I did invite you, but you didn’t come.”

 Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

Four years after the widely-shared Ellen interview, Dakota expressed to L’Officiel that it continues to linger in his mind, saying “It still gives me chills.

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

Dakota openly discussed her time working on the Fifty Shades of Grey series, years following the release of the last film. She disclosed that E.L. James held significant creative authority and insisted on specific events unfolding.

In 2022, she explained to Vanity Fair that certain elements of the books were difficult to translate into a movie. For instance, some inner monologues came off as overly cheesy. She mentioned that there were frequent disagreements between the writer, the studio, and the director, making the entire process chaotic, much like mayhem.

To put it another way, Dakota thinks that if people had realized what working on the project would actually entail back then, none of them would have agreed to do it.

As she noted, “It would’ve been like, ‘Oh, this is psychotic.'”

E.L. has not publicly responded to Dakota’s comments.

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

It turned out surprising that Dakota’s casual remark about limes would become so popular online. However, this is exactly what took place following her 2020 home tour with Architectural Digest, where she enthusiastically talked about the bowl of limes on her kitchen counter and expressed her fondness for them, saying, “I simply adore limes! I love them to bits, they’re fantastic, and I enjoy showcasing them this way in my home.

However, Dakota later admitted that it was all “set dressing.”

During my 2021 visit to The Tonight Show, I sheepishly admitted a secret: I’m allergic to limes. So, in the heat of the moment, I fibbed.

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

In the electrifying moment of November 2023, as the trailer for Madame Web unfurled, I found myself utterly captivated – hook, line, and sinker. It wasn’t just the stunning visuals or the intriguing plot that had me spellbound, but a simple line delivered by Dakota with a hypnotic monotone: “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.” The internet seemed to echo my fascination as we collectively held our breath, waiting for more.

Despite spreading rapidly as an internet meme, it didn’t manage to grab Dakota’s interest. This lack of engagement led to another humorous instance when she later confessed her bewilderment about its widespread appeal.

She inquired calmly, “What made that spread so widely?”, addressing the interviewer who brought up the meme, to which she expressed, “I’m not sure what it refers to.

Dakota added of her viral line, “That seems like a basic storyline to me.”

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

Dakota, who is the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson, didn’t mince words when she weighed in on the nepotism debate in Hollywood. In an interview with Today in February 2024, she expressed her frustration by saying, “When that first started, I found it to be incredibly tedious and dull.

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

In conversation with Andrew Garfield, Dakota confessed that she frequently hands over her hair extensions to attendees of the same parties we both attend.

In her conversation with Vanity Fair, she admitted that at parties, she might become slightly intoxicated and then, finding them irritating, would slip the items into men’s jackets. Afterwards, she’d search for a suitable hiding spot for them.

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

Above all else, Dakota (understandably) puts sleep as “my number one priority in life.”

In a conversation with WSJ. Magazine in December 2023, she stated, “I can’t perform effectively unless I get at least 10 hours of sleep,” or more casually, “I need at least 10 hours of sleep to function properly,” and added, “I can easily last for 14 hours without needing rest.

Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

Instead of asking about what Dakota Johnson can fit into her gap teeth, we could phrase it as follows: “What interesting things did Dakota Johnson show she could put between her gap teeth in that 2017 video titled ‘Dakota Johnson’s Gap Teeth Challenge’?

Among the objects included a toothpick, a credit card and $1100 in cash.

“That’s my only skill,” she quipped in the clip, adding, “Dad, are you watching this?”

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2024-11-08 23:48