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Behold the advent of artificial intelligence (AI) agents, the latest fad in our collective flight from reality. No longer shall we endure the indignity of relying on those dastardly centralized clouds. Instead, we shall entrust our most intimate data and decisions to these digital saviors, all while pretending we’ve achieved “full control.” How utterly reassuring.

Google is cautioning the cryptocurrency world that the security of Bitcoin could be at risk from quantum computers sooner than anticipated. A recent report from Google’s Quantum AI team suggests that cracking the encryption used by Bitcoin and Ethereum might require significantly fewer powerful computing units—called qubits—than experts previously thought.

The cell, featuring Ethereum Foundation savant Justin Drake and venerable Stanford cryptographer Dan Boneh, chose to conceal the actual schematics. Instead they unleashed a zero‑knowledge spectacle that lets anyone affirm the reckoning without revealing the trickery itself.

So, Trump might just be ready to throw in the towel on the Iran war, but the markets are still scratching their heads, wondering what exactly that could mean for them.