How George Clooney’s 8-Year-Old Son Reacted to Batman & Robin

Okay, so look, as a movie fan, I’ve always loved George Clooney, but Batman & Robin? Yeah, that one’s tough to watch. It really stands out as a low point in an otherwise amazing career. He’s been super open about not liking it, and he’s even joked that he basically ruined the whole Batman movie series! I remember reading he said something like that in The Independent, and honestly, I think he might be right.

Memecoin Mania: PUMP Goes…Up? 🧐

At the last reckoning (apparently, they still have those), PUMP was dawdling around $0.00249, up 1.3% despite the general gloom surrounding everything crypto. It’s a 30% gain in a week, which is… okay, if you’re into okay. Still down 17% this month and a colossal 71% from its previous all-time high of $0.00881. One wonders if anyone remembers that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bitcoin ETFs: To The Moon?! 🚀💰

This all follows a rather stressful end to 2025, where Bitcoin did that thing it does – plummet, then everyone panics. But now it’s apparently ‘reclaimed’ levels above $90,000. Excellent. Makes me feel marginally less silly for briefly considering putting my entire savings into Dogecoin last spring (don’t judge). BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) is leading the charge, naturally. Because of course it is. They’re very good at things like… finances. 🙄

XRP’s Dance with Destiny: Will $3 Be Its Grand Finale? 🎭💸

But fear not, dear reader, for the structure of XRP remains as steadfast as a Turgenev protagonist-resilient, if not always triumphant. The $3 mark, that elusive horizon, still beckons with a promise of a 30% ascent. Why, you ask? Ah, let us delve into the intricacies of this financial ballet.