Dakota Johnson Reveals She Sent Gallon of Gorilla Poop to Friend’s Ex

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Dakota Johnson isn’t a crappy friend.

Ultimately, it was disclosed that the Verity celebrity had shipped a gallon of gorilla feces to a man who had hurt the feelings of her dear friend.

Dakota acknowledged that they had indeed carried out the action during a lie detector test by Vanity Fair on June 5th. They mentioned that it has been a significant amount of time – several years have passed. Regarding the specific type and size, they were open to any request.

During the examination, she confessed that she’d be willing to deceive the police for her close friend Riley Keough, and she is aware of websites that sell pubic hair online. (Rest assured, she hasn’t made any purchases… at least not yet.)

Intriguingly, it emerged that in a conversation prior to this, she had expressed no intention of bridging the gap in her teeth. Yet, surprisingly enough, she managed to do so in 2017.

However, she maintained that her distinctive gap between teeth had naturally closed – a claim contradicting the ambiguous findings from the lie detector test.

She chuckled as she explained, “The machine figured things out by itself, you see.” Previously, I had kept a wire attached to it since my childhood. Once I grew up, I removed that wire, and suddenly the machine started functioning on its own again.

And yes, she was telling the truth when she said she considers herself a private person. 

Which fans know all too well. 

In fact, Dakota, who ended her relationship with Chris Martin after approximately eight years together, has consistently opted to maintain privacy regarding their romance. As she expressed to Tatler in 2018, “I won’t discuss it, but I can confirm that I am extremely content.

Yet, she occasionally shared tiny peeks at her personal life with her fans throughout the years, even revealing some secrets that took place within private spaces.

She shared with Elle UK in 2021 that she and her partner have been spending a lot of time together for quite some time now. They occasionally go out, but due to their busy work schedules, they find comfort in staying home and enjoying privacy. The majority of their socializing happens within their home.

As Coldplay’s singer and his partner bid farewell to their idyllic haven, let us reminisce about their love story.

Rumors of a budding romance have been circulating! After Dakota Johnson attended a Coldplay concert, fans began to wonder if she could be dating Chris Martin. Although neither party confirmed anything initially, multiple subsequent appearances hinted that they might be more than mere friends.

At the debut of Stella McCartney’s Women’s Autumn 2018 and Men’s Autumn/Winter 2018 Collections held at SIR Studios, they were seen together, linked arm in arm, which added fuel to the rumors that they were in a relationship.

Initially, there’s love, followed by infinity tattoos, seemingly, as the “Fifty Shades” actress and the Coldplay vocalist displayed matching ink symbols.

As a smitten admirer, let me share a delightful tidbit: In an exclusive chat with Tatler, the captivating Dakota herself hinted at her relationship with Chris in a subtle yet eloquent manner. When asked to spill the beans, she gracefully declined but couldn’t help but gush, “I’m not going to discuss it, but I must say, I am over the moon happy.

As a die-hard fan, I couldn’t contain my excitement when Chris showed up at Dakota’s glamorous 30th birthday bash in October. In a wonderful twist of events, Dakota reciprocated the gesture when it was Chris’ time to shine on Saturday Night Live. We two enthusiasts shared an unforgettable moment as we attended the exclusive after-party together, celebrating the special show alongside our beloved stars!

Previously known for her role in “Fifty Shades of Grey”, the actress took on a new role as director for Coldplay’s “Cry, Cry, Cry” music video. The narrative within the video portrays a couple standing together while facing life’s challenges, offering comfort to each other during moments of tears.

According to a reliable source, TopMob News has learned that the actress from High Note and the lead singer of Coldplay have purchased a contemporary Cape Cod-style house in Malibu, California, for approximately $12.5 million.

Over the summer vacation, the pair embarked on a trip to Palma De Mallorca, Spain. There, they savored a boat excursion and explored the city’s attractions.

Before starting to play Coldplay’s latest single, “My Universe,” featuring BTS, Chris signaled towards Dakota in the balcony and shared a heartfelt message with everyone. “This song is about my universe, and she’s right there,” he conveyed to the audience.

We want something just like this duo’s outing to grab coffee in Malibu.

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2025-06-06 19:51