32 Infomercial Products So Ridiculous You’ll Think They’re Satire

For every well-conceived and functional infomercial product, there are numerous others where it’s clear the inventor didn’t fully consider their idea, and the end result is often comically awkward. Here are a few real gadgets and doodads that might make you think they were created for fake TV or movie ads, if not for the fact that you’ve actually seen them on television.

Fat Magnet

Dr. Mehmet Oz has endorsed a device called the Fat Magnet, stating that by waving it over cooked hamburger meat, it can remove extra fat effortlessly. However, if something sounds too good to be true, it often is. ABC 15 Arizona tested this product and found out that since it needs to be freezing cold to function, using it near hot, prepared hamburger meat nullifies its purpose.

GLH-9

Individuals experiencing hair loss can find relief without spending excessively on wigs or surgeries, as their dreams might just be contained within a can. In the 1980s, Ronco introduced the Great Looking Hair Formula #9, often referred to as “GLH-9.” This is a sprayable powder filament designed to conceal bald spots. It functions effectively under normal conditions, provided it remains dry, you avoid others touching your hair, and refrain from inadvertently touching the treated areas yourself.

Hawaii Chair

Referred to as the “Hula Chair,” the Hawaii Chair includes a rotating seat that mimics the hula dance motion, enabling you to incorporate exercise into your seated activities even during a hectic workday in the office. Nevertheless, as Ellen DeGeneres once showed on her talk show, the swift rotation can make performing regular office tasks more challenging instead.

Slob Stopper

Showing understanding towards people who’ve accidentally spilled something on their clothes, especially when it’s a stubborn stain… unless they were attempting to operate a vehicle at the same time. However, there exists a solution designed specifically for such situations, known as the Slob Stopper. This is essentially a large bib intended for adults to wear in vehicles, offering protection for their garments during meals or drink consumption. While I acknowledge its usefulness, I must admit that I find the name somewhat disrespectful to the user.

Facial Flex

In an effort to create a product that helps customers look more youthful, it seems someone thought up an innovative approach – exercising your face for real. The Facial Flex is a small device designed to be attached along the edges of one’s mouth, providing the resistance needed to strengthen facial muscles. Laugh all you want about its appearance; if it effectively eliminates wrinkles, who cares?

Potty Putter

Have you ever found that the time you spend in the restroom seems to be taking away a considerable amount of your golf course playing time? Introducing the Potty Putter – a device designed to bridge that gap by offering a putting practice set for use during your bathroom breaks. Although reading golf books or watching instructional videos on your phone could work, this interactive activity might help pass the time more effectively while you’re in the restroom.

Rejuvenique

Let’s set aside the similarity between the Rejuvenique mask and what a villain from a horror movie might wear. Regardless, using it could potentially be quite surprising or unsettling because this product is designed to improve facial contours by sending 9-volt electric pulses straight to your face.

Popeil’s Pocket Fisherman

One of Jay Leno’s funniest stand-up jokes involves him questioning the practicality of the Pocket Fisherman, a product by Popeil. He wonders, isn’t it rare for fishing to be an impromptu decision, and why would anyone rely on this compact gadget for catching fish when traditional, full-size fishing poles are undoubtedly more effective?

UroClub

I find it hard to understand the logic behind infomercial products that merge bathroom functions with golf, but there seem to be more than one of these oddities. One such example is the UroClub, a golf club equipped with a built-in container within its handle for addressing emergency restroom needs on the course. It even includes a privacy screen that resembles a towel, giving the appearance that you are merely cleaning your club.

Snuggie

It’s clear that the Snuggie, a wearable blanket with sleeves, has achieved remarkable popularity, to the point where it’s available in different styles and at various retailers. Yet, isn’t it fair to say that, while they keep the user warm, these oversized bathrobes worn backward might leave one looking a bit comical?

Zoomies

Zoomies are marketed as an easy-to-use, hands-free option instead of regular binoculars, designed to be worn like spectacles right on your face. However, the major drawback is that they make the user look rather silly, but based on Amazon customer reviews, the magnification isn’t great. In fact, many buyers say they work best as a funny gift.

Better Marriage Blanket

What can potentially undermine a long-lasting, contented marriage? It could be excessive flatulence. To counter this issue, consider the Better Marriage Blanket, designed to absorb and neutralize odorous gas emanations, thus keeping the bed fresh and maintaining marital harmony.

Shake Weight

Among the most notorious fitness gadgets that have drawn both admiration and derision is the Shake Weight – a 5-pound dumbbell designed for users to oscillate it in each or both hands, ostensibly to strengthen their arms and chest muscles. However, its popularity has been largely fueled by the infamous viral advertisement that unintentionally suggested something else, leading to one of Saturday Night Live‘s most successful commercial spoofs.

TV Hat

Have you ever found it difficult to focus on a video on your mobile device due to surrounding distractions or peripheral views? The TV Hat solves this problem by offering a visor with a built-in curtain, allowing you to place your phone inside and create a personal movie theater experience no matter where you are. Contrary to what some might think, it doesn’t make you look strange at all!

CitiKitty

Have you ever pondered over the comedic movie “Meet the Parents” where Ben Stiller’s character’s cat, Jinx, was supposedly trained to use a toilet instead of a litter box by Robert De Niro’s character, Jack Byrnes? If you found that scene amusing yet hard to believe, it seems that such training is indeed possible with a rather extraordinary program called CitiKitty!

Sauna Pants

As a cinema enthusiast, I often find myself pondering: Is it truly necessary to venture out to the community sauna? If only shedding a few extra pounds were as simple as donning a pair of shorts! Remarkably, with Sauna Pants, it seems that’s not too far from reality. These pants are no ordinary garments; they house a therapeutic heating mechanism, enabling you to bask in the heat without budging an inch from your comfortable couch.

Bowl Brite

Have you ever found yourself wondering late at night if your toilet seat is in the upright or down position? With Bowl Brite, a device that attaches to your toilet seat, you can easily tell: green light means it’s down, while red indicates it’s still up. Turning on the bathroom light might be an option, but isn’t everyone looking for a quicker solution?

Talking TP

If you’re a family that loves to add a touch of fun to everyday activities, then Talking TP is perfect for you! It’s a special toilet paper roll holder equipped with a recording device that plays a message every time someone spins it to take a few sheets off.

Air Curler

The Hair Dryer Attachment Known as the Air Curler is designed to twist your hair into a whirlwind-like motion similar to a tornado while drying it, thereby instantly curling it. However, regrettably, the curls produced by this device don’t last very long and it tends to get tangled more than it curls effectively. As Action 5 News in Tennessee discovered, this is the case.

WaxVac

It’s been advised by experts that using cotton swabs to clean earwax may do more harm than benefit. Advertisements for the WaxVac suggest it’s a safer option because it removes earwax without the need for insertion. Yet, I can’t help but wonder about the potential risk one might take by inserting such a loud vacuum device into their ear canal.

Tush Turner

The Tush Turner, essentially, rotates on a full 360-degree axis, facilitating easy access into and out of your car seat. While it’s understandable that this could be helpful for certain individuals, I find it challenging to accept that this relatively inexpensive piece of foam is the ultimate solution to the problem at hand.

The Broccoli Wad

The advertisement for Broccoli Wad boasts that mobsters prefer storing their money and credit cards with rubber bands, going as far as enlisting Vincent Pastore, a cast member from “The Sopranos,” to endorse it. This alternative to traditional wallets is named after the notion that the preferred rubber band of “wise guys” can be found in the produce section. This leaves one questioning why anyone might not choose to visit the grocery store instead, saving themselves $10 on this product.

Neck Magic Air Cushion

It seems like the designer of the Neck Magic Air Cushion might have come up with the idea after pondering, “What ways can I make a neck pillow less cozy?” Critics have pointed out that this adjustable neck support, which inflates to increase height, resembles a tool of discomfort rather than comfort, due to its appearance.

Comfort Wipe

Have you ever found it difficult to reach while cleaning up after using the restroom? Maybe you dislike having to get too close? Well, there’s an easy solution – you could simply wash your hands immediately afterward, as most people do. Alternatively, you might consider buying a Comfort Wipe, which is a handy device that allows you to extend your reach by attaching toilet paper to it.

Dump Meals

Chef Cathy Mitchell’s cookbook, titled “Dump Meals“, and its dessert counterpart “Dump Cakes“, offer effortless recipes where all you need to do is place the ingredients in a slow-cooker. At first glance, the title might give the impression that these meals will pass straight through your system, but that’s certainly not the case!

Tater Mitts

Instead of using a knife to peel potatoes, you can swiftly remove their skin with Tater Mitts, which are gloves designed with a material that scrapes the skin off in mere seconds. Remember, this process doesn’t include the initial five minutes spent boiling the potatoes. And don’t forget to rinse them under cold water as you peel them for best results.

Doc Bottoms Aspray

A product named Doc Bottoms Aspray, whose catchy advertisement might lead you to think it could have a more appealing name if not for the pronounced ‘A’ sound in it.

Cami Secret

The Cami Secret is designed for women who have struggled with showing too much cleavage in low-cut blouses. This product is essentially a fabric patch connected to a bra, serving as discreet coverage. Alternatively, one might opt for a less revealing top or simply wear a regular top beneath the low-cut blouse.

Poo Trap

As someone who adores canines, I can understand the plight of anyone faced with the challenge of cleaning up after their pet, especially in the most untidy circumstances. However, it is the dogs themselves that my heart goes out to, when considering the possibility of them having to wear the Poo Trap – a harness designed with an integrated waste bag to shield the dog’s behind, should they accidentally relieve themselves while enjoying a day at the park.

Tiddy Bear

It seems plausible that one might consider making their car seatbelt more pleasant by attaching a toy like a stuffed animal to it. Yet, it’s hard not to chuckle at the choice of a rather inappropriate nickname for it, which is humorously named “Tiddy Bear.” Perhaps a more suitable and less humorous moniker could have been selected instead.

Lady Elegance P EZ Travel Urinal For Women

I find it quite troubling to see an excessive number of infomercial products, like the Lady Elegance P EZ Travel Urinal for women, which encourage public urination. Essentially, this device is a portable rubber funnel designed for females to relieve themselves when no restroom facilities are available.

Music Vest

The Music Vest, introduced in the 1980s, is an accessory with a built-in sound system for portable music. However, it was released after the invention of the Walkman, making it less considerate compared to personal listening devices when it comes to public use of audio equipment.

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2025-06-24 00:41