Jack Black and Nicolas Cage Almost Starred in the Weirdest Musical of All Time

As a seasoned film buff with decades of cinematic adventures under my belt, I can’t help but lament the loss of Charlie Kaufman’s masterpiece-in-waiting, “Frank or Francis.” The tantalizing blend of music, satire, and human isolation that Kaufman proposed was a breathtaking vision that could have redefined our understanding of the genre.


The eagerly-anticipated film adaptation of the 2003 Broadway hit “Wicked” is set to grace the silver screen under the direction of Jon M. Chu. This upcoming movie marks the first time “Defying Gravity” will be showcased on screen, continuing a trend of adapting pre-existing musicals for the big screen. With rare exceptions like “La La Land” and “The Greatest Showman”, Hollywood tends to produce musical movies based on well-known Broadway productions. This strategy helps reduce some of the risk associated with making a movie in a genre that doesn’t appeal to everyone, as many people enjoy “Wicked” or “Into the Woods”.

In the early 2010s, the innovative filmmaker Charlie Kaufman attempted to create a groundbreaking musical movie featuring Jack Black and Nicolas Cage (and numerous others). This project, known as Frank or Francis, has been remembered as one of the most intriguing unreleased films in contemporary cinema history.

What Was Frank or Francis?

Charlie Kaufman’s films aren’t just peculiar, they’re strikingly unusual. This was evident even when he was just a screenwriter for films directed by others like “Being John Malkovich” and “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.” When he began directing his own projects with 2009’s “Synecdoche, New York,” his visuals grew even more unconventional, while his profoundly introspective and melancholic tendencies intensified. Kaufman’s films offer unique visual experiences that delve into the profound insecurities that many people harbor.

After the release of Synecdoche, New York, Kaufman intended to create a musical film titled Frank or Francis, serving as a critique of the entertainment industry. The movie would have centered around a filmmaker named Frank and his tumultuous relationship with a movie blogger named Francis. As Kaufman shared with The Playlist in September 2011, it would have explored themes such as internet-related anger (encompassing cultural, societal, and individual anger), isolation during this specific era, and competition – focusing on the desire for visibility in today’s world.

Kaufman’s idea for Frank or Francis seems somewhat outdated in certain aspects. For instance, the term “blogger” is rarely used nowadays, having essentially fallen out of favor since 2015. Furthermore, the portrayal of filmmaker/internet enthusiast relationships in Kaufman’s work harks back to a time when figures like Harry Knowles and Uwe Boll were engaging in physical altercations with movie critics. This is starkly different from today’s digital cinema landscape, which is heavily influenced by platforms such as Letterboxd, social media influencers, and YouTube channels known for fueling controversy.

In today’s fast-paced society, where issues such as “the male loneliness pandemic” are prevalent, Kaufman’s ideas seem remarkably accurate when considering how the Internet offers numerous tools yet often creates more obstacles than connections among individuals. The film also eerily predicts the future with a robot head portrayed by Kevin Kline, originally one of two roles he was to play in the movie. This robotic head was designed to create new movie concepts for studios, which is no longer satire but rather a chilling mirror of our reality as many studios invest in artist-unfriendly technologies like generative AI. The rest of the cast includes Steve Carell as Frank, Letitia Wright as Francis, and Nicolas Cage portraying a well-known actor struggling to break free from typecast roles.

Oh, and singing, they would all be singing.

Why Didn’t Frank or Francis Happen?

If either Frank or Francis had taken flight, it’s hard to say if they would have become renowned as the next Barton Fink or An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn in the world of showbiz satires. Unfortunately, audiences were denied the chance to form an opinion about this unique musical. However, production on Frank or Francis was halted in June 2012 despite a stellar cast being assembled and all preparations being made for filming. The project’s demise was due to difficulties in securing financing, even with star power like Jack Black, Nicolas Cage, and Steve Carell attached to the project.

Discussing his second directorial project, “Anomalisa”, Kaufman expressed continued interest in bringing “Frank or Francis” to life. Back then, securing funding and assembling his preferred cast were the main challenges. However, after almost a decade, no new information has been shared about this film. Considering the significant transformation the Hollywood industry has undergone since its conception, it would likely necessitate considerable adjustments to resonate with moviegoers in 2024.

As a movie enthusiast, I’ve often found myself standing at the edge of a daunting cliff, much like Frank or Francis. The landscape ahead is filled with towering obstacles, especially when it comes to bringing an original musical production to life in Tinseltown. Adaptations from Broadway musicals grace our screens frequently. However, unique, homegrown musicals, even those featuring the biggest names in Hollywood, struggle just to see the light of day, let alone become a cherished part of our cinematic history.

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2024-11-25 03:09