Larry David’s Crypto Chaos: Is This the Memecoin ETF Apocalypse?! 🤯
So, you know, this whole crypto thing. It’s like a clown car of absurdity, right? I mean, who needs a leveraged ETF for Bonk, seriously? It’s like trying to double down on a joke that’s already gone stale. 🙄
And Tuttle Capital? These guys are filing for ETFs on everything. Trump? Melania? It’s like a whole new level of “what the hell is going on?!” This SEC, they’re letting this all happen. It’s just a matter of time before it all blows up in their faces. Mark my words.
Honestly, you gotta give Hester Peirce some credit. She’s like the only one who gets it. But everyone else? They’re just sitting there with their heads up their asses. You can’t just throw your hands up and say, “Well, this is the new financial Wild West, so we’re just gonna let it happen.” It’s ridiculous! 🤬
And let’s talk about these leveraged ETFs. Two times leveraged? Are you kidding me? You know, the only leverage I’m interested in these days is the leverage I get on my toilet seat, because I’m too old to be dealing with this crap. 😂
Look, I don’t want to be a cynic. I really don’t. But, honestly, I just don’t see this whole crypto thing ending well. It’s just a matter of time before the whole thing collapses. And then it’s going to be like, “Larry, didn’t we tell you so?” And I’m going to be all, “Well, yeah. But nobody wanted to listen to me. They wanted to get rich quick. Now they’re all going to lose their shirts.” 👔
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2025-01-28 07:58