Qubetics Crypto’s Epic Fail: Airdrop Crashes Token 97%

High-tech blockchain ventures, much like a delicate vase on a rickety shelf, rely heavily on the trust and competence of their technical teams. On a particularly gloomy Thursday, July 31, the Qubetics (TICS) team found themselves addressing a crowd of disgruntled investors and a token that had lost nearly all its value.

Visa’s New Stablecoins & Blockchains: The Financial Universe Gets Ever More Confusing

According to a press release that no one actually read but everyone nodded at, Visa is doubling down on its crusade to make transacting in digital currencies as easy as flipping through channels at 3 a.m. on a summer night. They’re welcoming the partnership with Paxos to support USDG and PYUSD, stablecoins backed by the mighty dollar itself—because nothing says “trust” quite like a coin that’s backed by a paper currency and a lot of hope.

Pudgy Penguins (PENGU): Is a Major Breakout Just Around the Corner? 🐧💰

While the broader market is having a midday snooze, PENGU is maintaining its solid uptrend. The daily candle might suggest a bit of a yawn, but as long as the price stays above the $0.028 demand zone, the structure remains bullish. This area has already acted as a key breakout and retest level, so if the price dips, it’s likely just loading up for another jump. 🚀

Hold Onto Your Wallets! The Debt Crisis is Looming – Even Billions Can’t Save Us! 💸

In a spirited chat on that scintillating daily bazaar of hot air, CNBC’s Squawk Box, the Republican not only warns but practically threatens the next president with a mountain of debt looming ever-so-menacingly over their head, ready to rain down chaos like a monsoon during a picnic. It seems our national borrowing has taken an Olympic leap, soaring high enough to make any acrobat jealous – over $519 billion just between July 3rd and July 28th! The grand total? A comically staggering $36.8 trillion. 🎈

Bitcoin’s Big Buddy: How Three Companies Might Be Risking the Crypto Universe 🚀💸

In total, these treasure hoarders are sitting on roughly 791,662 BTC (because who doesn’t want to be nearly 800,000 Bitcoin richer?) and 1,313,318 ETH, which is about 3.98% of all the Bitcoin in existence—roughly enough to make a tiny island—or at least a big city. Ethereum fans are a little more modest, holding about 1.09% of Ethereum’s circulating supply, which is probably enough to get you a decent coffee or a reasonably priced yacht.