Now, Ethereum, the second largest cryptocurrency (or should we say “cryptocurrency with an identity crisis”?), is in a bit of a pickle. It’s been so generous that it’s practically giving away its value to layer-2 networks, like a child sharing their candy with everyone at the playground. 🍬 But alas, it’s not keeping the investors interested – they’ve been running away faster than you can say “blockchain!”
This was followed by a period of stabilization, as if the network paused to catch its breath, before surging again towards the end of February 2025. The result? A series of all-time highs that left even the most jaded crypto enthusiasts raising their eyebrows. 🤨
Arkham Intelligence, playing the role of the ever-watchful chorus, reported this grandiose shuffle of funds from Mt. Gox’s coffers on Mar.25. The tale unfolds with893 Bitcoin (a modest $78 million) venturing to a new address, while a more substantial10,608 BTC (nearly $929 million) took a more conservative path to another Mt. Gox-owned wallet. And let us not forget the whimsical touch of0.000017 BTC, sent to Kraken as if testing the waters of exchange with a toe before diving into the deep end.
Alas, despite its recent stellar performance, SOL remains a fallen star, down20% for the month—a clear sign that the market is as stable as a drunken Vogon constructor. 🍷👷♂️
According to an official announcement on March 24, Binance, in its infinite wisdom, confirmed that PARTI will be the 13th project featured in its HODLer Airdrops program. Thirteen, you say? A number often associated with superstition, but in the world of crypto, it’s just another day at the office. 🎰
The initial pronouncements emerged, predictably, from Pi News, a media eminence with a million-strong following – a number surely inflated by bots and the eternally hopeful. They declared, with suitable fanfare, that Pi denizens could now gaze upon their tokens within the Telegram fortress.