Police Team Up With Lawyers to Fight Crime, and It’s Like a Really Bad Episode of Law & Order 🚔

OMG, you guys! The City of London Police just got themselves a fancy new law firm BFF to help fraud victims get their money back. Because apparently, sometimes catching bad guys is just TOO HARD. 🤷‍♀️

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So That’s like giving your dad TikTok – nothing good can come from it). This new initiative is basically for when the police are like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Can’t prosecute, but here’s a lawyer!”

Get this – the UK lost over £570 million to fraud in just six months of 2024. That’s like, what, a billion cups of overpriced London coffee? ☕ Or one really, really expensive parking spot in Mayfair?

Some fancy lawyer named Bríd Holden (whose name I definitely didn’t have to Google how to pronounce) was all like “We’re hoping this will encourage more victims to report fraud!” Yeah, because nothing says “report a crime” like partnering with a law firm that probably charges more per hour than I spend on wine in a month. 🍷

The best part? They’re going after organized crime groups’ assets too! It’s like Ocean’s Eleven, but with more paperwork and fewer George Clooneys. 😩

Detective Chief Inspector Craig Mullish (serving real Ted Hastings from Line of Duty vibes) was like “Yeah, putting bad guys in jail is cool and all, but people really just want their money back.” Which, fair. You can’t buy groceries with justice. 🛒

So basically, it’s like when your ex won’t give back your favorite sweatshirt, but instead of passive-aggressive texts, you get lawyers involved. Progress! 💅

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2025-04-07 22:40