In news as grand as his hair, the magnanimous DTTM Operations, owned by the one and only President Trump, hath filed for trademarks on the 24th day of February. Lo! The name ‘TRUMP’ shall adorn a metaverse and NFT marketplace, a virtual fiefdom where the brand of the great 45th and 47th President doth reign supreme.
In this Trumpian utopia, yeVirtual and physical wares may be purchased, a Trump eatery awaited with bated breath, and conveyances of grandeur—limousines, aircraft, trains, and cars—shall transport thee in simulated splendor. Watch as public service programs enlighten thee on the social issues of the day, current events, and the noble art of fundraising.
Marvel also at the virtual training services, personal coaching, and guided tours of hotels and edifices of state and public interest. An NFT marketplace doth beckon, but fear not, for only the content sanctified by the President himself shall be permitted. The filing doth proclaim:
“Platforms of hosting software for virtual reality-based realms, where users may exchange digital wares and crypto coins, utilizing solely the images, texts, videos, and sounds blessed by the 45th and 47th Presidents of these United States, authenticated by the mystical NFTs.”
Trademark Attorney Josh Gerben doth reveal that the filing was made with “intent to use,” a harbinger of commercial ventures to come under the vaunted Trump banner.
Alas, the fervor for the metaverse hath waned since the great Zuckerberg rechristened Facebook as Meta. Google Trends, that fickle barometer of public interest, doth show that the term “metaverse” hath seen its zenith and now doth fade like a setting sun.
As for NFTs, their glory days of yore, when prices soared like eagles, hath not returned. Even the most esteemed collections languish in the doldrums of the market.
Trump’s Crypto Quest: A Tale of Triumph and Tokenry
The Trump dynasty, known far and wide for their forays into crypto and its mystical arts, hath once more ventured forth. After launching a series of NFT collections between his presidential reigns, the President set his sights on the crypto vote. At the Bitcoin Conference in Nashville, he vowed to make America the crypto capital of the world and to dispatch Gary Gensler on the morrow of his return to power.
On the 17th day of January, 2025, just before reclaiming the throne, Trump unveiled his official memecoin, sending the crypto realm into a tizzy. The First Lady, Melania Trump, followed suit with her own memecoin, a veritable coin of the realm.
Other scions of the Trump line, Eric and Donald Jr., have also embraced the crypto cause, vowing to “make finance great again” with their World Liberty Financial venture, a bold new decentralized finance platform.
While Trump remains the US’s first “Crypto President,” recent times have seen him criticized for his pivot from a Bitcoin reserve to a “digital asset stockpile” and for the market tumult caused by trade wars and economic uncertainty. Yet, in the virtual realm, his star doth shine ever bright.
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2025-02-28 23:48