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Fear not, for where there are complaints, there are committees! Pressed by the twin forces of climate anxiety and investors who would like to spend their money guilt-free, a parade of ingenious developers now vow to make digital coins as harmless as a vegan picnic. Instead of coins that burn through more coal than a Dickensian orphanage, we now witness the rise of eco-coins – projects so green, they practically photosynthesise.

In an industry known for spasms of “pivoting” (think ballet, but in uncomfortable shoes), Nexo is galloping into new pastures by adopting marketing strategies, exploring previously unexplored undergrowth, and charming clients in ways last seen when banks handed out toasters. But amongst all this repositioning—a word beloved by both marketers and Olympic pole vaulters—there’s one play that could actually raise eyebrows outside the crypto-crypt: sport, and particularly tennis. 🎾

FTX, which once lived large and now lives in legal filings, is back in the ring with NFT Stars Limited and Delysium. Apparently, these two decided to play hide-and-seek with digital assets—a game FTX is very tired of losing. After endless friendly emails (we’re assuming there was at least one emoji) and getting ghosted like someone’s Tinder date, FTX whipped out the big lawsuit guns. All because these companies forgot the number one rule: Don’t stiff your bankrupt business partners on their funny money tokens!

Naturally, Ethereum Classic saw this and, not willing to sit quietly in the corner, has gotten in on the bullish action. What could possibly go wrong? Let’s peer into the galactic kaleidoscope of ETC price prediction, with only moderate existential dread.

In a move that would make your grandmother’s knitting club jealous, companies have gone on a buying spree of such proportions that the total Bitcoin stashed away by corporate entities has now ballooned to a mind-boggling 746,302 BTC. This, my dear Watson, is more than what the entire herd of corporations managed to accumulate during the combined quarterly dance between Q4 2024 and Q1 2025. Who needs a diversified portfolio when you’ve got Bitcoin, eh?

Enter Jason Hughes, a legendary figure whose favorite pastime is loudly waving red flags at things you didn’t realize were even flags. Jason stumbled upon a pull request (which, for non-programmers, is basically internet for “I changed your stuff; hope you don’t mind”), and apparently, it messed with the “transaction relay policy.” An exciting term that means, uh, transactions move through the system differently. Riveting stuff for family dinner! 🍽️