🚀 Bitcoin Hoarder Hits Jackpot with531,644 BTC!

Imagine having a hobby so intense, it involves scooping up Bitcoin like it’s going out of style. Well, Strategy (MSTR) just did that. They’ve added3,459 more BTC to their treasure chest, now boasting a whopping531,644 BTC. 🤑

On a bright Monday morning, while most of us were nursing our coffee, Strategy was busy filing papers, revealing they dropped a cool $285.8 million on this latest Bitcoin binge. That’s an average of $82,618 per coin. 💸

Let’s do the math: Strategy now sits on a mountain of531,644 BTC, which they’ve lovingly collected for a mere $35.92 billion, averaging $67,556 per bitcoin. Because, you know, who doesn’t have that kind of spare change lying around? 😏

And where’d they get the cash for this shopping spree? By selling some common stock, of course. Because in the world of high finance, when you run out of couch cushions to check, you sell stock. 💼

This news has MSTR’s shares dancing up1% in premarket trading, twirling merrily to the tune of Bitcoin’s steady price above $84,000. It’s like watching a financial ballet, but with more graphs and less tutus. 📈