🚀 BTC: Will it Bounce or Face-Plant? 🤔

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Oh joy, more tariffs! 🎉 On April 3, Trump decided to spice up the global economy with some fresh trade tariffs. The US markets were all like “meh, we’re outta here” ⬇️, but crypto and Bitcoin were all “shrug, we’ve seen worse, Karen” 😒.

BTC Price: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Tease?

According to CoinGecko, Bitcoin’s price has been about as exciting as a sedated sloth over the past week… or so it seems. 🐻 It did try to sneak a peek at $87,000 on April 2, but then quickly retreated to around $84,000, all “oops, didn’t mean to get your hopes up” 😳.

Market watchers (aka speculators in disguise) are on high alert, especially since the US equities market has been having a major sad face 🤕. Could this mean BTC is finally breaking free from the traditional market’s toxic clutches? 🚫💔

As of now, Bitcoin’s sitting pretty at around $84,000, up a whole 2% in the last 24 hours 🚀. Who knows, maybe this is the start of something beautiful… or not. The weekends haven’t been exactly kind to BTC in 2025, so 🤷‍♀️.

BTC Price Bounce: The Saga Continues… 📺

Crypto analyst extraordinaire Maartunn just dropped some knowledge on the X platform 📢. Apparently, the Bitcoin bulls are gearing up for another rodeo 🐃, and it’s all because of the Taker Buy Volume (try saying that three times fast) 🤣.

For the uninitiated, Taker Buy Volume = total volume of buy orders filled by takers in perpetual swaps. Think of it as a big “WE WANT BTC” 📣 meter. And guess what? It just hit a major milestone: 101.18 million BTC 🚀!

Maartunn’s all like “hey, watch out for the next few days, folks!” 📆, since historically, a spike in Taker Buy Volume has often preceded a BTC price surge 🚀. Fingers crossed, or not, we’ll just have to wait and see 🤔.

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2025-04-05 15:41