🚀 Sam Bankman-Fried’s Return to Social Media Sparks FTX Token Frenzy 🌟

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Oh boy, talk about a blast from the past! FTX Token (FTT) had a little party, soaring 30% after Sam Bankman-Fried dusted off his keyboard and posted for the first time in, like, a century. 🕰️

In his grand return, the ex-FTX CEO, freshly sentenced to a cozy 25-year vacation behind bars, empathized with government employees. Why? Because he’s also not great at checking his email. You know, just a few hundred days’ worth of neglect. No biggie. 😅

“Firing people? It’s the worst. It’s like taking away candy from a baby, except the baby is an adult and the candy is their livelihood,” he lamented.

“To everyone we’ve ever let go, it’s not you, it’s us. We just didn’t have the right job, boss, or even the right coffee machine for you.”

His post seemed to piggyback on Elon Musk’s efficiency drive, which basically told government workers to prove their worth or get the boot. Because, you know, nothing boosts morale like a threat. 🎉

And just like that, FTT went from $1.63 to over $2, which is like a 30% discount on… well, itself. But don’t get too excited, it was just a flash in the pan. 🚀💥

FTT is still down a whopping 97% from its glory days of $85.02. Remember when it was cool to invest in FTX? Good times. 😢

Last time Sam graced us with his wisdom was January 2023, and the token was a lofty $2.50. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. 📉

He also retweeted a fellow crypto buddy, because what’s a social media comeback without a little RT action? 🔄

After a thrilling trial that ended in November 2023 with a guilty verdict on seven charges, Sam is now enjoying a 25-year stay at the Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center. It’s like a really long sleepover, but with less fun and more bars. 🛏️🔒

Rumor has it, his folks are on a quest for a presidential pardon. Because if Trump can pardon a dark web drug lord, why not a crypto king? 🤔

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2025-02-25 08:23