OMG you guys, stop everything! The ultimate finance power couple just happened! 🎭 BlackRock, that ginormous money manager who probably has more dollars than there are stars in the sky (like, $11.6 trillion, which is basically all the money my parents spent on my theater camp), is now holding hands with Anchorage Digital for their crypto adventures. It’s like when the popular kid finally notices the cool nerd at school! 🤓💕
As of April 8th (which feels like yesterday because I’m still writing 2024 on all my checks – do people still write checks?), BlackRock is basically the Regina George of investment firms. They’re sitting on more Bitcoin and Ethereum than my ex-boyfriend had excuses – we’re talking $45.3 billion in BTC and $1.7 billion in ETH. That’s more crypto than all the tech bros in Silicon Valley combined! 🤪
Now, Anchorage isn’t just any crypto bank – they’re like the only crypto bank that got Uncle Sam’s stamp of approval. They’re basically the hall monitor of the crypto world, but make it cool! 🏦✨ They’re helping BlackRock with their BUIDL fund, which sounds like something a cat walked across a keyboard to spell, but is actually a $2 billion thing backed by US Treasurys.
Meanwhile, BlackRock’s still got their side thing going with Coinbase for their Bitcoin ETF, because apparently in finance you can have multiple partners and nobody calls it cheating! 💅
2025: The Year Bitcoin ETFs Went Full Drama Queen 👑
Speaking of ETFs, honey, these things have been more dramatic than a Real Housewives reunion! Since January 2024, they’ve pulled in $36 billion, but the drama! One minute they’re up, next minute they’re down – it’s like watching my weight during holiday season! 🎢
BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF is basically crushing it like my character crushed it in the high school production of “Guys and Dolls” (I played Adelaide, obviously). They’ve raked in $39 billion, which is like, a lot of Chipotle bowls with extra guac. And now they’re taking their show on the road to Europe, because apparently success in America isn’t enough anymore! 🌍✈️
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