DZ BANK, that stalwart of German financial sobriety, has finally decided to dip its toes into the glittering, volatile pool of cryptocurrency. 🌊 Yes, the same institution that once frowned upon your uncle’s Bitcoin obsession has now secured BaFin MiCAR approval for its “meinkrypto” platform. 🥳 Because nothing says “financial prudence” like letting Oma and Opa trade Ethereum from their VR banking app.
In a move that screams, “We’re still relevant, promise!” DZ BANK received the green light from the Federal Financial Supervisory Authority (BaFin) in late December 2025. 🎄 Imagine the boardroom cheers when they realized they could finally compete with those flashy fintech startups. The platform, developed with IT provider Atruvia (because who doesn’t love a good tech partnership?), is integrated into the VR banking app for cooperative financial groups. But hold your horses-individual cooperative banks still need to file their own MiCAR notifications with BaFin before Grandma can start HODLing. 📜
At launch, the platform offers the crypto classics: bitcoin (BTC), ethereum (ETH), litecoin (LTC), and cardano (ADA). Custody is handled by Boerse Stuttgart Digital (because even crypto needs a babysitter), and execution is managed by EUWAX AG. Each cooperative bank gets to decide whether to roll out the service, because nothing says “decentralized” like centralized decision-making. 🤷♂️
The Markets in Crypto-Assets Regulation (MiCAR) provides the EU’s unified legal framework for crypto assets, which is great news for anyone who’s ever tried to explain blockchain to their grandmother. 🧑🦳 Availability, of course, depends on bank-level implementation and the requisite notifications or approvals. Because bureaucracy is the one thing Germany will never decentralize. 🇩🇪
🧭 FAQs
• What approval did DZ BANK receive in Germany? BaFin MiCAR approval for “meinkrypto” in late December 2025. 🎉
• Which cryptocurrencies are initially supported in Germany? The initial offering includes BTC, ETH, LTC, and ADA in the VR Banking App. 🚀
• Who provides custody for these crypto assets in Germany? Boerse Stuttgart Digital, because even crypto needs a safe space. 🏦
• When can customers trade via their cooperative bank? Once their local cooperative bank obtains BaFin notification and implements the service. So, basically, when pigs fly or the bureaucracy moves, whichever comes first. 🐷✈️
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2026-01-15 11:57