Cryptonews

Key Takeaways:

Binance has condescended to make public its licensing predicament, citing progress with the Greek regulators while pledging a further update before June 30, 2026-a date that looms like an uninvited suitor at a ball.

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has signed Article 3 of SB 3019, the Digital Asset Privilege Tax Act, into law. Because, clearly, the state hasn’t yet figured out how to tax the very air you breathe while holding a digital penny.

Our old friend Lookonchain, a monitoring resource with a distinct lack of optimism regarding Mr. Tate’s financial acumen, reports that the man has once again sauntered up to the roulette wheel. He has opened a long position on 57.36 Bitcoin, a sum that would make a minor potentate blink. The price is hovering around $65,500, which is all well and good. However, the liquidation price is a mere $300 away, at $65,216. A trifling sneeze in the crypto winds, and he’ll be reaching for his wallet with the speed of a man who has just remembered he left the gas on.

Per the DOJ, these two went full‑tilt criminal‑crafts mode: stealing mail, scooping up personal info, and taking over bank accounts like they were signing into a shared Netflix profile. Except instead of arguing over who watched what, they just drained the accounts and ran up credit cards. Adorable.

Shortly after, OKX’s founder and CEO, Star Xu, responded by directly questioning whether Binance’s Changpeng Zhao was being dishonest with the public.

The rate hold itself was about as shocking as discovering that water is, in fact, wet-markets had already priced in a 97% chance of it. But the dot plot and Warsh’s first performance at the press conference? Ah, that’s where the plot thickened, twisted, and possibly tripped over its own hem.

Key Takeaways:

he withdrew a Rule 33 motion in April while still requesting a different judge. His legal campaign now resembles a hydra – many heads, none particularly effective.

In May, combined exchange volumes fell 3.45% to $4.41T-the lowest since September 2024. Meanwhile, RWA perpetual futures volumes rose 10.4%, because apparently someone’s still having fun.