Sam Bankman-Fried’s Post‑Prison Plot That Will Melt the Internet
he withdrew a Rule 33 motion in April while still requesting a different judge. His legal campaign now resembles a hydra – many heads, none particularly effective.
he withdrew a Rule 33 motion in April while still requesting a different judge. His legal campaign now resembles a hydra – many heads, none particularly effective.

In May, combined exchange volumes fell 3.45% to $4.41T-the lowest since September 2024. Meanwhile, RWA perpetual futures volumes rose 10.4%, because apparently someone’s still having fun.
On‑chain sleuths at Lookonchain reportedly tracked about $64.8 million USDT in proceeds from this dramatic exit. The whale, it seems, controlled between 92% and 94% of the circulating supply beforehand, leaving the market about as prepared as a debutante at her first ball.

The Anthropic Tweet confirming that users cannot access Fable-cue dramatic music

In their latest epistle, VanEck declares that the hour hath come for these miners to prove their worth beyond the mere signing of contracts, a pastime that hath heretofore sufficed to captivate the market’s fickle heart. The question now arises: can they indeed construct and finance the colossal data centers requisite to serve their AI patrons? A daunting prospect, to be sure, with a funding gap of some $50 billion looming in the near term, and long-term needs swelling to a staggering $221 billion.
As I listened to Brian Armstrong, the CEO of Coinbase, speak at their “System Update: Take Control” event yesterday, it became clear that the company is shifting its focus. They’re no longer just a place to buy and sell crypto; they’re building a comprehensive platform. The goal is to integrate crypto, traditional financial assets, payment systems, and even artificial intelligence, all within a single, unified ecosystem.
Massie’s office, with the solemnity of a priest pronouncing a doctrine, has unveiled the Federal Reserve Board Abolition Act, a legislative sledgehammer aimed at the heart of the Federal Reserve. For the Bitcoin acolytes, the true intrigue lies not in the act itself but in its theological alignment with the hard-money gospel that has been Bitcoin’s North Star since its inception.

Key Takeaways (because who doesn’t love a good list?):