Well, slap my sake and call me Satoshi, because Japan’s Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama just declared 2026 the “Digital Year”! 🎉🤖 Speaking at the Tokyo Stock Exchange (where the suits are sharper than a sushi knife), she promised to turn crypto into the financial system’s new BFF. 🥳 “We’re taking a page from the U.S. crypto ETF playbook,” she said, “because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery-and profit!” 😏
Japan’s not just dipping its toes in the crypto pool; it’s doing a cannonball! 🏊♂️💥 They’re reclassifying 105 major cryptocurrencies as financial products (bye-bye, regulatory gray zone!) and slashing capital gains tax from a whopping 55
So, what’s next? Crypto trading on stock exchanges? Check. 🏦 U.S. ETF envy? Check. 🗽 A financial system that’s more 2026 than 1984? Double check. 🇯🇵✨ Get ready, world-Japan’s crypto revolution is here, and it’s funnier than a Mel Brooks movie! 🎬😂
Read More
- Ashes of Creation Rogue Guide for Beginners
- Best Controller Settings for ARC Raiders
- Bloober Team launches ‘Remosd Neul Serorehso Ovam Ceyerd’ countdown website
- Transformers Powers Up With ‘Brutal’ New Combaticon Reveal After 13 Years
- Meet the cast of Mighty Nein: Every Critical Role character explained
- Prince William & Kate Middleton Debut Never-Before-Seen 2025 Photos
- Gold Rate Forecast
- Star Wars’ New TV Show Just Gave Us the Most Twisted Stormtrooper Story in Its 48-Year History (& It’s Great)
- If you ditched Xbox for PC in 2025, this Hall Effect gamepad is the first accessory you should grab
- 5 Anime Characters Who Were Too Cool for Their Own Shows
2026-01-05 14:47