Well, slap my sake and call me Satoshi, because Japan’s Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama just declared 2026 the “Digital Year”! 🎉🤖 Speaking at the Tokyo Stock Exchange (where the suits are sharper than a sushi knife), she promised to turn crypto into the financial system’s new BFF. 🥳 “We’re taking a page from the U.S. crypto ETF playbook,” she said, “because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery-and profit!” 😏
Japan’s not just dipping its toes in the crypto pool; it’s doing a cannonball! 🏊♂️💥 They’re reclassifying 105 major cryptocurrencies as financial products (bye-bye, regulatory gray zone!) and slashing capital gains tax from a whopping 55% to a cool 20%. 🤑 That’s right, investors-your wallets just got a whole lot fatter! 🦵💸
So, what’s next? Crypto trading on stock exchanges? Check. 🏦 U.S. ETF envy? Check. 🗽 A financial system that’s more 2026 than 1984? Double check. 🇯🇵✨ Get ready, world-Japan’s crypto revolution is here, and it’s funnier than a Mel Brooks movie! 🎬😂
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2026-01-05 14:47