🌵 Arizona’s Crypto Bills: A Vote for the Ages! 🚀

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Lo! Behold, the grandiloquent gest of Arizona, where two bills, as strategic as the fox, have danced past the House Rules Committee and now prance towards the hallowed halls of the full House vote!

Imagine, dear reader, if these missives of monetary might doth pass, the grand state of Arizona shall amass a reserve of digital treasures, plucked from the clutches of miscreants and purchased with the people’s purse!

With the Republicans holding court with a 33-27 majority, these bills seem poised to soar like an eagle, or perhaps a digital phoenix. 🦅✨

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Alas, the final test may lie with the governor, Katie Hobbs, known for her veto quill as sharp as her wit, having dashed the dreams of 22% of bills in 2024!

Let us now unravel the mystery of these two bills, SB 1373 and SB 1025, like a pair of jesters at a royal feast!

SB 1373, the Strategic Digital Assets Reserve Bill, proposes a reserve of digital riches, snatched from the hands of felons, to be governed by the state’s treasurer, who must be as wise as Solomon and as frugal as a Frenchman. 🤴📜

And SB 1025, the Arizona Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Act, whispers sweet nothings into the ears of the Treasury and state retirement system, luring them to invest in the shiny coin of Bitcoin. Moreover, it dreams of a federal Bitcoin reserve, where the state’s hoard may lay in slumber, guarded by the might of Uncle Sam. 🇺🇸💤

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While Arizona leads the charge like a knight in shining armor, other states gallop behind, eager to claim their own digital kingdom. Texas, Utah, Oklahoma, oh my!

But worry not, gentle reader, for this tale of digital destiny is far from over. The final chapter has yet to be written, and who knows what wonders or woes await us? 📚🌟

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2025-03-25 05:00