On this most auspicious day, April 5, 2025 π, the world is compelled to acknowledge the half-century mark of a chap who’s been more elusive than a vampire at a garlic festival π: Satoshi Nakamoto, the spectral mastermind behind Bitcoin. According to the utterly-not-suspicious-at-all birthdate on his P2P Foundation profile π, Satoshi is now officially over the hill, but still rolling in a fortune that’d make Croesus weep with envy ($91 billion, for those counting πΈ).
Despite single-handedly turning the global finance and tech worlds on their heads πͺοΈ, Satoshi remains a mystery wrapped in an enigma, dipped in secrecy, and served with a side of “who-knows-what” π€. As the crypto faithful gather to celebrate this milestone with all the fervor of a, well, somewhat-enthusiastic-but-not-quite-sure-why party π, the questions persist: Who in Ankh-Morpork’s name is this person?! π€·ββοΈ And what’s the lasting legacy, apart from making “HODL” a thing? π
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