On this most auspicious day, April 5, 2025 📆, the world is compelled to acknowledge the half-century mark of a chap who’s been more elusive than a vampire at a garlic festival 🎃: Satoshi Nakamoto, the spectral mastermind behind Bitcoin. According to the utterly-not-suspicious-at-all birthdate on his P2P Foundation profile 📝, Satoshi is now officially over the hill, but still rolling in a fortune that’d make Croesus weep with envy ($91 billion, for those counting 💸).
Despite single-handedly turning the global finance and tech worlds on their heads 🌪️, Satoshi remains a mystery wrapped in an enigma, dipped in secrecy, and served with a side of “who-knows-what” 🤔. As the crypto faithful gather to celebrate this milestone with all the fervor of a, well, somewhat-enthusiastic-but-not-quite-sure-why party 🎉, the questions persist: Who in Ankh-Morpork’s name is this person?! 🤷♂️ And what’s the lasting legacy, apart from making “HODL” a thing? 📈
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