πŸŽ‚ The Phantom Billionaire Turns 50?! πŸ€‘

On this most auspicious day, April 5, 2025 πŸ“†, the world is compelled to acknowledge the half-century mark of a chap who’s been more elusive than a vampire at a garlic festival πŸŽƒ: Satoshi Nakamoto, the spectral mastermind behind Bitcoin. According to the utterly-not-suspicious-at-all birthdate on his P2P Foundation profile πŸ“, Satoshi is now officially over the hill, but still rolling in a fortune that’d make Croesus weep with envy ($91 billion, for those counting πŸ’Έ).

Despite single-handedly turning the global finance and tech worlds on their heads πŸŒͺ️, Satoshi remains a mystery wrapped in an enigma, dipped in secrecy, and served with a side of “who-knows-what” πŸ€”. As the crypto faithful gather to celebrate this milestone with all the fervor of a, well, somewhat-enthusiastic-but-not-quite-sure-why party πŸŽ‰, the questions persist: Who in Ankh-Morpork’s name is this person?! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ And what’s the lasting legacy, apart from making “HODL” a thing? πŸ“ˆ

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2025-04-05 11:08