🚀 Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: ETFs Soar, Ethereum Snores! 📉

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Well, folks, gather ’round, for I’ve got a tale as twisty as the Mississippi and twice as unpredictable. On the26th day of March, in the year of our Lord2025, those Bitcoin ETFs were hoppin’ like a jackrabbit on a hot griddle, with a net inflow of $89.6 million! Now, BlackRock’s IBIT was the belle of the ball, raking in a cool $107.9 million, while poor Bitwise was left in the dust, shedding $18.3 million like a snake sheds its skin.

The7-day average inflow? A hefty $95.8 million, my friends, which is about as clear a sign as a skunk’s perfume that the bigwigs are all in on this Bitcoin bonanza. Meanwhile, over in the Ethereum camp, things were looking about as lively as a graveyard on a Tuesday afternoon. They were facing a $5.9 million net outflow, with Grayscale’s ETH fund dropping $4.9 million faster than a hot potato in a game of catch.

Now, Fidelity’s FETH ETF did manage to scrape together $1 million, but with a7-day average outflow of $15 million, it seems investors are selling off faster than tickets to a Mark Twain lecture. So, it appears Bitcoin’s the golden child, while Ethereum’s playing second fiddle in this grand ol’ crypto symphony. Keep your eyes peeled, folks, ’cause this story’s got more twists and turns than a riverboat gambler’s alibi! 🎲💰

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2025-03-27 10:25