🚀 BTC’s Brief Fling with Freedom: A Decoupling Tease? 🤔

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Samson Mow, that indefatigable Bitcoin maximalist and CEO of JAN3 – a firm bent on convincing nation-states to join the BTC fan club – took to the X social media network, no doubt with a flourish of his typing fingers, to remark on the Great Bitcoin Surge of… well, a few hours ago, anyway. 🕰️

In a thrilling display of market whimsy, Bitcoin embarked on a merry ascent, painting the town green (or at least, the hourly chart) before promptly face-planting into a rather large red candle. Because, well, Bitcoin. 🤦‍♂️

Decoupling? More Like a Brief Fling, Old Chap!

For a fleeting instant, Bitcoin logged a respectable 2.5% growth spurt, leaping from $82,680 to $84,600 with all the elegance of a gazelle on a pogo stick. This sudden burst of energy coincided with a Bloomberg Terminal announcement on X, hinting at a possible 100 basis points (1%) rate cut by the Fed Reserve. More liquidity, you see, is akin to throwing a party and inviting all the cool kids (including Bitcoin). 🎉

Notably, this Bitcoinian escapade occurred despite the, ahem, ‘delightful’ news of US President Trump unleashing a fresh set of tariffs on a whopping 180 countries (Russia and Belarus, you’re off the hook, chaps!). This move, predictably, sent the stock market into a tizzy, with all major indexes taking a bit of a drubbing. 📉

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For one shining moment, Bitcoin appeared to be making a break for it, decoupling from the stock and equities markets like a debutante escaping a dull ball. Samson Mow, never one to miss a dramatic cue, tweeted with gusto:

It’s time to decouple.

— Samson Mow (@Excellion) April 4, 2025

Alas, by the time this ink had dried (or rather, this text rendered), Bitcoin had slunk back to $82,920, leaving us all to ponder the transience of crypto dreams. 💔

Max Keiser Weighs In: “Global Reset” and the Quest for Sats 🤑

In a recent tweet, the inimitable Max Keiser opined on Trump’s “Global Reset” and the second round of trade tariffs – because who doesn’t love a good game of global economic Jenga? 🤹‍♂️

Keiser’s take? It all means “jobs and higher incomes,” but with a side of inflation that’ll make your wallet weep. His sage advice? “The only way to materially improve quality of life is to stack sats,” because, of course, the answer is always more Bitcoin. 🤑

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2025-04-04 14:17