Darling, what a week it’s been in the crypto circus! 🌪️ While Bitcoin, that tiresome old dear, decided to take a tumble, the altcoins have been throwing a party-some soaring, others face-planting with all the grace of a Coward character in a farcical finale. 🍸
BeInCrypto, ever the astute observer of this financial folie à plusieurs, has graciously selected three altcoins for your perusal. Do keep up, won’t you?
Chainlink (LINK)
Ah, LINK, currently lounging at $24.4, though rather down in the dumps, I’m afraid. The Parabolic SAR, that insufferable know-it-all, insists on a bearish tantrum. 🧊 But fear not! A partnership with SBI Group-Japan’s financial heavyweight with a cool $200 billion in assets-might just save the day. Tokenized funds, stablecoins, and all that jazz! 🎷
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If the stars align (and the market isn’t utterly mad), LINK might flirt with $26.7. But should this romance fizzle, $19.8 awaits-a rather dreary prospect, if you ask me. 😒
Cardano (ADA)
ADA, my dear, is holding steady at $0.85, clinging to its $0.83 support like a socialite to her pearls. The Ichimoku Cloud (whatever that absurdity means) hints at a bullish affair. 🌥️ Investors are all aflutter, of course, awaiting the audit report of Input Output Global’s ADA holdings. Charles Hoskinson, that charming scoundrel, insists it’s all above board. We shall see! 👀
Should the audit dazzle, ADA might waltz to $1.00. But if it’s a flop? Well, $0.83 may not hold, and we’ll have a melodrama on our hands. 🩴
Curve DAO Token (CRV)
CRV, at $0.828, is teetering like a tipsy debutante. The 50-day EMA has abandoned it, but halving could be its savior-reducing supply and potentially sending it to $1.03. 🌟 Or, if the gods are cruel, $0.70 awaits, a tragic end to its bullish dreams. 🎭
So there you have it, darlings-crypto’s latest drama. Do stay tuned, and remember: in this market, one must always expect the unexpected. 🥂
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