- Portnoy hands back 6 million LIBRA tokens, transparency takes a holiday 🌴
- LIBRA and MELANIA: A tale of two tokens, entwined in a blockchain ballet 💃🕺
In the latest act of the LIBRA memecoin saga, Argentina’s very own Javier Milei has been playing a game of ‘I know nothing’ – a strategy as old as the hills and twice as dusty. Milei, once a cheerleader for LIBRA, now claims ignorance of its dodgy dealings. Shocking, right? 😱
As it turns out, LIBRA’s rise was as fleeting as a mayfly’s romance, and its fall was as graceful as a hippo in a tutu.
The LIBRA memecoin: A soap opera in crypto clothing
Enter Dave Portnoy, the Barstool Sports magnate, who recently decided that 6 million LIBRA tokens were too hot to handle. He chucked ’em back at Hayden Davis like a hot potato. 🥔
At the X Spaces event on the 16th of February, Portnoy spilled the beans about his promotional gig, revealing he’d raked in a pile of LIBRA tokens. But Davis wanted to keep it hush-hush, and Portnoy, a man of principle (or so he says), wouldn’t stand for it. “No coins for me if I can’t sing about ’em from the rooftops!” he declared.
“I can’t accept coins if you don’t fg let me say you gave me coins, and I’m part of the project. So, I literally sent the coins back. This is all going on before any of this shit — before I knew this was a disaster.”
And so, the plot thickens. Questions about the legitimacy of memecoins are swirling like a crypto twister. 🌪️
The Plot Thickens: LIBRA’s Hidden Chapters
Portnoy, ever the opportunist, hung onto some LIBRA tokens even as their value nose-dived. He’s still on friendly terms with Davis, too, which is more than can be said for the value of those tokens.
He’s even suggesting that Milei’s cold feet might’ve caused the LIBRA landslide. Because, you know, it’s always someone else’s fault. 🙄
MELANIA: The Token That Came to Dinner
But wait, there’s more! An investigative duo, Bubblemaps and CoffeeZilla, have uncovered a cozy relationship between LIBRA and MELANIA. It’s like they’re two peas in a very suspicious pod.
Bubblemaps chirped in, “After analyzing cross-chain transfers and timing patterns, we’re highly confident this is the case.” And who are we to doubt the mighty Bubblemaps?
It seems the LIBRA and MELANIA projects were like two ships passing in the night – except they were actually the same ship with two different paint jobs.
The Future: Uncertain as Ever
LIBRA’s value has taken a nosedive, and it’s currently trading at the price of a cheap coffee. Investors are scratching their heads, and experts are rolling their eyes. The crypto world is a stage, and LIBRA is currently playing the clown. 🤡
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