Ah, the CoinDesk Indices, the daily reminder that the universe is as unpredictable as a Vogon reading his poetry. 🌌 Here’s the latest from the cosmic circus of numbers and nonsense:
Behold, the CoinDesk 20, currently lounging at 3241.28, up a whopping 4.3% (+133.71) since 4 p.m. ET on Tuesday. 🕒 That’s right, folks, it’s climbing faster than a hitchhiker trying to flag down the Heart of Gold.
Nineteen out of twenty assets are trading higher. Only one decided to take a nap. 😴 But hey, who can blame it? The crypto market is like a marathon where everyone’s running in zero gravity.
Leading the pack with the grace of a three-headed Megadodo bird are SUI (+9.6%) and AVAX (+9.0%). 🎉 Meanwhile, ICP (-18.1%) is faceplanting harder than Arthur Dent after his first Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. And BTC (+2.4%)? Well, it’s just chilling, probably wondering where its towel is. 🛁
The CoinDesk 20, as always, is traded on multiple platforms across the globe, because why limit chaos to just one timezone? 🌍
So, there you have it. Another day in the life of the crypto universe, where the only certainty is uncertainty. Don’t panic. 😎
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