🚨 Bitcoin OG Davinci’s Wild Warning: $500K BTC or Bust? 🚀

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Ah, the digital serfdom of our age! 🤑 Jeremie Davinci, that old bard of the blockchain, hath taken to the X (formerly Twitter, the modern-day marketplace of ideas) to proclaim a warning so bold, it would make even the most hardened crypto peasant tremble. 🌪️ “You still don’t own enough Bitcoin for what’s coming,” he crows, his digital quill dripping with sarcasm and prophecy. 😏

But lo! Is it a warning, or a siren’s call to the greedy masses? 🧜‍♂️ For in the same breath, he paints a future where Bitcoin, that golden calf of the internet, shall soar to $500,000 per coin, never again to dip below $100,000. 🌕 A bullish tale, indeed, spun by a man who sees the world through the lens of ledger and lucre. 💰

Davinci’s Cryptic Prophesy: The Future is… Expensive? 💎

In his tweet, the Bitcoin sage and YouTube minstrel Davinci speaks of “what’s coming,” as if the very fabric of reality hinges on the price of a digital token. 📈 “You still don’t own enough Bitcoin for what’s coming,” he declares, leaving us to ponder: What is coming? A utopia of decentralized wealth, or a dystopia of financial madness? 🤔

With financiers and crypto influencers singing in harmony on social media and CNBC, it seems Davinci’s tune is but another verse in the endless hymn of greed. 🎶 Accumulate, they say, before Wall Street’s ETFs, pension funds, and even nation-states like El Salvador swallow the last crumbs of BTC. 🍞 But is this wisdom, or mere fear-mongering wrapped in a cloak of optimism? 🧥

You still don’t own enough Bitcoin for what’s coming.

— Davinci Jeremie (@Davincij15) August 2, 2025

In a previous missive, Davinci foretold Bitcoin’s ascent to $500,000, a price so lofty it makes the moon look like a mere stepping stone. 🚀 And yet, he assures us, once it reaches this pinnacle, it shall never again stoop to the plebeian heights of $100,000. 🌟 A bold claim, indeed, from a man who traffics in both hope and hype. 🎭

Arthur Hayes Joins the Chorus: $100K BTC or Bust? 🎯

Enter Arthur Hayes, the fallen king of BitMEX, whose tweets carry the weight of a man who hath seen the crypto markets rise and fall like the tides. 🌊 In a recent proclamation, he warns of macroeconomic pressures, tariffs, and the sluggish creation of credit, a trifecta of doom that shall push Bitcoin to test $100,000 and Ethereum to $3,000. 📉

Yet, even as he speaks of market pressures, Hayes’ own actions raise eyebrows. 🧐 For it is said he hath sold 2,373 ETH (worth $8.32 million) and 38.86 billion PEPE (valued at $414,700), a move that smacks of hypocrisy or, perhaps, sheer pragmatism. 🤷‍♂️ “Come see my @WebX_Asia Tokyo keynote Aug 25 for more info,” he teases, before retreating to the beach, leaving us to decipher his cryptic words. 🏖️

Y? US Tariff bill coming due in 3q … at least the mrkt believes that after NFP print. No major econ is creating enough credit fast enough to boost nominal gdp. So $BTC tests $100k, $ETH tests $3k. Come see my @WebX_Asia Tokyo keynote Aug 25 for more info. Back to the beach.

— Arthur Hayes (@CryptoHayes) August 2, 2025

And so, the saga continues, a tale of greed, prophecy, and the eternal quest for digital gold. 🏆 Will Bitcoin reach $500,000, or will it crumble under the weight of its own hype? Only time will tell, dear reader, but one thing is certain: the crypto circus is never short on clowns or spectacle. 🎪🤡

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2025-08-02 14:05