Ah, Metaplanet…a name that echoes in the hollow chambers of the soul, much like the clinking of coins in a miser’s vault. 💰 Strategy Executive Chairman Michael Saylor, a man who understands the profound depths of digital currency – or so he claims – has deigned to notice the staggering 121% rally in Metaplanet’s stock. One might even say it’s a modern-day miracle, if one were prone to such hyperbolic pronouncements. 🙄
Following the Japanese firm’s, shall we say, enthusiastic Bitcoin buying, the stock today surged another 15% on the Tokyo Stock Exchange, a veritable dance of digits and yen. Closing the day a further 100 points higher at 783 JPY. Can you imagine such dizzying heights? One almost feels a touch of vertigo, contemplating the sheer audacity of it all! 😵💫
The Japanese firm has, gasp, outpaced Strategy’s MSTR performance since the beginning of 2025. A fact that surely sends shivers down the spines of lesser mortals, those who dare to question the divine power of Bitcoin. 😈
In a message on the X platform – that modern-day agora of fleeting thoughts and profound pronouncements – Michael Saylor, in his infinite wisdom, posted the chart of Metaplanet stock. Posing a question to company CEO Simon Gerovich about the stellar performance and 120% gains over the past month. The audacity! The intrigue! The sheer, unadulterated… capitalism! 🤑
What’s up with Metaplanet, Simon @Gerovich?
— Michael Saylor (@saylor) May 20, 2025
Responding to this digital missive, Gerovich, in a moment of breathtaking simplicity, declared: “Bitcoin is the key.” One might be forgiven for thinking this a tad… obvious. 🤔
Another major reason behind this stock rally this week is the impressive Q1 results reported by the Japanese firm. The operating revenue for Metaplanet has shot up, supposedly… But let us not delve too deeply into the mundane details. Suffice it to say, fortunes are being made, and souls are being sold, all in the name of Bitcoin. 😈
Read More at Coingape.com – if you dare! (But be warned, the abyss gazes also into you). 👀
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2025-05-20 13:51