57% of Argentinians Say “Trust?” Please! President Milei’s in Hot Water! 🔥💸

Well, well, well! It seems that 58% of our Argentinian amigos are giving President Javier Milei the ol’ thumbs down after his little $4.6 billion Libra crypto fiasco! Can you believe it? Talk about a scandal that could sink a ship faster than a lead balloon! 🎈💰

The polling folks over at Zuban Córdoba asked a whopping 1,600 people, “Hey, how much do you trust Milei now that the crypto world has gone kablooey?” And guess what? 57.6% said, “Nope, not a chance!” While 36% still have their rose-tinted glasses on, hoping for the best.

Wondering what happened to those ambivalent folks? Well, 6.4% were scratching their heads, saying, “I don’t know, maybe he’s just misunderstood like that one uncle at family reunions!”

This was the hot topic at Zuban Córdoba’s circus, I mean, poll! But let’s not forget; Milei’s reputation has taken a nosedive faster than a cat on roller skates! 🐱💨

His management approval rate plummeted from 47.3% in November to a paltry 41.6% in March. Even the weather in Argentina looks more stable than that approval rating! 🌦️

Zuban Córdoba mused, “Fifty-eight percent disapprove of Javier Milei’s operation. Negativity is creeping up like a bad odor that just won’t go away!”

“The government is getting more evaluations than a bad reality TV show! Drama everywhere!”

This delightful research took place from March 12 to 14, with a confidence level of 95%—because what’s a poll without a little math? 🎓📋

Meanwhile, another crew over at the University of San Andrés conducted their own little survey between March 11-20. Their findings showed Milei’s approval rating took a hit, landing at 45%! Ouch! 🤕

But wait—there’s a twist! Some polls, like the one from Morning Consult, claimed that Milei still had his fan club with a 62.4% approval rating! Just goes to show, when it comes to polls, you never know who’s really behind curtain number one! 🎭

Despite the dust settling on the Libra affair, he claimed he didn’t “promote” the LIBRA token! Oh no, he was just “spreading the word” like a gossiping grandparent at dinner! And that LIBRA token? It skyrocketed to a $4.6 billion market cap before taking a dive like an Olympic diver with a bad back! 🏊‍♂️💦

Of course, the opposition party is yelling for Milei’s impeachment, but it looks like their efforts have been about as effective as asking a brick wall for a high-five! 🧱✋

Election Shenanigans Ahead! 🎉

As we approach the grand fiesta known as the October 26 elections, Milei’s party, La Libertad Avanza, is still in the lead! They’re sailing ahead with 36.7%, while Unión por la Patria is trailing behind at 32.5%. It’s like a race where everyone forgot to read the rulebook! 🚦🏁

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2025-03-27 04:20