Apparently, Cleancore Solutions has bitten the dogecoin bullet, with a stash of 710 million DOGE. They have visions of grandeur-a whole billion coins!
Cleancore’s ‘House of Doge’ Arm Fosters a 710 Million Dogecoin Dream
The Official Dogecoin Treasury was unveiled on Sept. 5, 2025, with the blessing of the Dogecoin Foundation. As of Oct. 6, their coffers had swelled to over 710 million DOGE. Who knew? These holdings are pegged at more than $20 million in unrealized gains. In the land of crypto, it seems everyone’s either losing money or pretending to be rich.
To fund this bold attack on Dogecoin, the company raised a cool $175 million through a private placement. The obligatory “sufficient cash for disciplined purchasing” announcement follows, moving them closer to one billion DOGE-whatever that magical number means.
The company’s majestic CEO, Clayton Adams, declared the first weeks of this venture as “productive,” focusing on expanding Dogecoin’s utility as a global digital asset. Because, you know, there’s nothing more useful in life than DOGE. 🐕
Cleancore has chosen Bitstamp by Robinhood as their trading playground, through what they’ve labeled a “strategic alliance.” They boast of a secure, regulated space for all their DOGE transactions, ensuring full transparency-probably with some ticker tape parades in the background.
Adams cheers on this journey as one beyond mere net asset value, aspiring to “advance the Dogecoin ecosystem through professional governance.” The aim? To lay the foundation for future yield-bearing adventures and cement DOGE’s long-term stability-on the dreams and whispers of tomorrow’s market whispers.
Cleancore is but one of the many Digital Asset Treasury firms roping into the frenzy this year. Currently, DOGE is exchanging hands for a quaint $0.25 each as of Tuesday afternoon. I wonder how they send Thank You notes with such nominal coins. 📮
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2025-10-08 06:28