Ah, darling, gather ’round for the latest in Bitcoin theatrics! The ever-so-dramatic Peter Brandt-yes, *that* Peter Brandt with more market experience than most of us have had hot dinners-has given his divine blessing to a chart that suggests BTC might just waltz its way up to $280,000 by late 2025. Can you hear the champagne corks popping already? 🍾
This chart, darling, is like a family photo album of Bitcoin cycles since 2011. It lovingly traces each bear market low to its peak, and every halving event to its inevitable crescendo. The first three cycles peaked at 24, 28, and 33 months post-lows. And where are we now? Oh, just sauntering along at 29 months past the 2022 low. How delightfully predictable, no? From the April 2024 halving, we’re a sprightly 17 months in-and if history insists on repeating itself (as it so often does, bless its heart), then prepare for fireworks between September and December 2025. 🎆
But wait, there’s more! For those who adore mid-range aspirations, prices could tiptoe towards $150,000-$180,000. However, should Bitcoin decide to throw caution to the wind (and why wouldn’t it?), the upper red line whispers sweet nothings of $250,000-$280,000. Gasp! 😱
IMO this chart most captures the most likely scenarios for price of Bitcoin
– Peter Brandt (@PeterLBrandt) August 15, 2025
Now, before you start practicing your smug “I told you so” face, let’s not forget one teensy-weensy detail: diminishing returns. Each cycle has been less exuberant than the last-early gains of 10,000%, 2,000%, and 700% have dwindled to a modest +480% from $15,500 this time around. Yes, dear, even Bitcoin seems to be growing up. Or perhaps it’s simply tired. Who can blame it?
The Bottom Line (Because We All Love a Good Bow Tie)
Brandt’s seal of approval, naturally, lends an air of gravitas to this whole charade. With 50 years of market wizardry under his belt, he’s not exactly prone to wild goose chases. If Bitcoin continues its well-rehearsed routine, we may see a new all-time high within the next 12-15 months. But alas, will ETF flows, interest rates, and global liquidity toss a spanner into the works? Only time-and possibly tea leaves-will tell. ☕
So, my dears, shall we place our bets? Or shall we simply sit back, sip our martinis, and watch the circus unfold? Cheers to uncertainty, darling-it’s the spice of life! 🍸
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2025-08-15 19:47