Look, here’s the thing-Pi Network, okay? This thing’s been around. Millions of people are doing their whatever, mining it, pretending it’s the next big thing. And now, Ulu Ventures-these big-shot Silicon Valley guys-decide, “Hey, let’s list Pi in our portfolio.” Like, good for you, Ulu! It’s not like they’re putting their money where their mouth is, right? 
But here’s the kicker-Pi’s price? Still sinking like a stone in a pond. It’s hanging out at, what, 35 cents? And it’s not even moving, just doing the “I don’t care” dance. Like, hey Pi, ever heard of a rebound? Or is that too much to ask? 
Ulu Ventures: The Big Confidence Boost? Eh, Not Quite
So Ulu’s waving their “we got you” flags, you see. They back startups-fintech, AI, blockchain-stuff you’d think would be hot. And now Pi is on their list. It’s like, wow, “They believe in Pi,” or maybe just “they need a new coffee table conversation.” Either way, it’s some sort of nod-like saying, “Yeah, we’ve heard of it.”
But honestly, it’s kind of redundant. Pi’s platform is still a mess, and the price? Well, it’s doing the slow burn. Maybe this fancy listing will convince someone, somewhere, that Pi isn’t just a fool’s errand. Or maybe it’ll just give Pi some street cred among the venture crowd-who, let’s face it, are probably just bored of real investments already.
Pi Coin: The Sad saga of a 2% Drop
This is the real kicker-despite Ulu and all the hype, Pi’s price drops another 2%. Fantastic. Now it’s flirting with $0.35-like it’s got commitment issues. Been in this deep bearish phase since mid-May. Almost three months-87 days of watching it slide down. That’s not a collapse; that’s a slow, dramatic burn, like a bad sitcom episode you can’t turn off.
If demand picks up? Maybe it jumps back up to $0.45, then possibly $0.66. Attention, everyone! But if the trend keeps going south? We’re looking at a new low, near $0.32-do I hear “to the moon”? No, I hear “to the basement.” 
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