In the shadowed alleys of the digital bazaar, where hope flickers like a dying candle, the Shiba Inu stewards cry out: “Beware! The wolves wear sheep’s wallets!” 🐺💸
The Sins of the Scammers
Ah, dear reader, what is man that he should trust a link? Lo, the Susbarium prophets proclaim: phishing phantoms stalk Telegram, whispering sweet nothings of “LEASH V2 Migrations” to lure the innocent into the abyss. 🕳️💻
SHIBARMY, HEED THE CALL! 🐕💥
These digital Judases betray the flock, offering “free migrations” while stealing your coin. The site depicted? A gilded lie. The Telegram missives? Serpents in silk.
– Susbarium, Watcher of the Shibarium Void 🕯️👁️
LEASH: A Tale of Supply and Suspicion
On the 11th day of August, 2025, LEASH swelled by 10%, like a drunkard’s belly after a feast. “Impossible!” cried the faithful, clutching their wallets. Yet the devs, with the solemnity of grave-diggers, declared: “We shall rebirth LEASH v2, audited and pure!” 🧼🛠️
But hark! The team warns: “Any migration chatter beyond our holy website is heresy. Burn the heretics!” 🔥
The Theater of the Absurd
Susbarium, that sentinel of truth, reveals: bots and sock-puppet armies spread lies like cholera in the slums. 🤖🎭 “Solana LEASH?” they sneer. “A fable! A hoax! A dagger aimed at your crypto-heart!” 💔
And the crowd murmurs: “How can one discern light from darkness in this carnival of deceit?” The devs reply: “Only the elect, those who visit our sacred SHIB site, shall be saved. All others? Damned to the void.” 🙌🌌
Vigilance: The Last Bastion
As migrations become the new Calvary, the Shiba Inu council vows transparency: “We shall walk the narrow path, hand in hand with the faithful!” 🤝
Yet for now, the ShibArmy must wander the desert of doubt, avoiding the siren songs of fake migrations. For in this age of glass and lies, even a dog must learn to sniff out the poison. 🐾🔍
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