Bitcoin’s New Adventure: A Tale of Crypto and Chaos!

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Behold, the mighty Bitcoin.com, the gatekeeper of the digital realm, now unveils its grand accelerator, a venture as grand as a Cossack’s beard! 🐎✨

The Accelerator, a veritable treasure trove of resources, offers startups the keys to the kingdom, but with a twist of mystery! 🧙♂️ With 75M+ wallets, 10M+ monthly page views, and 3.5M+ followers, it’s the bazaar of the future-where crypto dreams are sold like sausages at a fair. 🥩

How the Bitcoin.com Accelerator Works

  • $100K in Credits: Selected projects receive up to $100,000 in Bitcoin.com ecosystem credits-spend it on PR, marketing, or maybe a yacht? No upfront cost, but perhaps a price in the afterlife? 🕯️
  • No Equity Dilution: Founders keep full control of their companies. Instead of equity, the Accelerator uses a founder-friendly token agreement (5-7%)-a sly bargain that binds the soul of the startup to the accelerator’s whims. 🤝
  • Wallet + Exchange Integrations: Projects can seamlessly integrate into the Bitcoin.com Wallet and Exchange, while gaining direct access to top partners for listings, market making, and liquidity support. A labyrinth of opportunities! 🧭
  • Structured Growth Path:
    1. Submit Application – Founders, like pilgrims, share project details, team background, and goals. 📜
    2. Sign Agreement – Selected projects sign a standard token-based agreement. A contract so sacred, even a monk would tremble. 📜
    3. Get Credits – Up to $100,000 in ecosystem credits are unlocked. A fortune for the worthy! 💰
    4. Integrate & Distribute – Bitcoin.com plugs the project into its ecosystem-wallet, exchange, media, and community. A launchpad for the stars! 🚀
    5. Grow & Report – Projects use performance dashboards and regular check-ins to measure impact. A bureaucratic dance of metrics and madness! 📊

A Founder-Friendly Vision for Growth

“The Bitcoin.com Accelerator is designed to give founders the best of both worlds: powerful resources to grow quickly, without the trade-offs of equity dilution,” said Corbin Fraser, CEO of Bitcoin.com. “By aligning incentives through token agreements, and by plugging projects directly into our ecosystem, we’re creating a launchpad that helps innovative ideas scale into global networks.” A tale as old as time-just with more crypto! 🧙♂️

Startups building at the intersection of Bitcoin and crypto are encouraged to apply today to join the Bitcoin.com Accelerator. A call to adventure for the brave and the foolish! 🎮

Gamemint.fun: The First Accelerator Project

The first project to join the Bitcoin.com Accelerator is gamemint.fun, a pioneering platform that brings generative technology to gaming. With gamemint.fun, anyone can create, publish, and monetize a game in just minutes-no coding, no big teams, no publishing hurdles. A miracle! 🧙♂️

By pairing AI-driven game creation with tokenized economies, gamemint.fun transforms the way games are built and played:

  • Generative Game Creation: Players can generate a playable, published game in minutes, similar to creating documents, images, or music with AI. A modern-day alchemist’s dream! 🧪
  • Instant Token Economies: Every new game launches with its own token on a bonding curve, aligning creators, players, and communities economically from day one. A financial circus! 🎪
  • Community and Network Effects: Each game sparks its own sub-community, layering into a global ecosystem where creativity, ownership, and culture reinforce each other. A web of chaos and wonder! 🧵
  • Mobile-First Accessibility: Built for mobile, gamemint.fun democratizes game creation, allowing billions of smartphone users to become instant game developers. A revolution in your pocket! 📱

Currently in Beta, the platform already offers “Ready to Play” and “Upcoming Games” sections, with expansion plans that include RPGs, strategy, puzzle, and first-person shooters. Follow on X: 🐦

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2025-09-22 13:27