Crypto Crook: 7-Year Sentence for Lies & Luxury

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On the fateful day of July 29, the Department of Justice, led by the discerning Chief U.S. District Judge Richard Seeborg, delivered the verdict. Following a five‑week spectacle of courtroom theatrics, Andrade—aged 47—was found guilty of orchestrating an elaborate fraud. His purportedly revolutionary digital currency, which had promised to reshape the financial landscape, turned out to be nothing more than an intricate façade. With an additional three years of supervised release looming and restitution hearings set for September 16, his tale of hubris and downfall continues to unfold. 😏

Coinbase Listings: Altcoins Explode with AI and Science Hype!

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The remaining duo, BIO and RSC, dive into this DeSci nonsense—crypto’s awkward flirtation with science. BIO wants to throw money at research like a eccentric billionaire at a party, while RSC aims to turn us all into armchair scientists. Both start trading tomorrow, probably with the same fanfare as a bad magic trick. 🔮🤦‍♂️

Marti Goes Crypto-Crazy: 20% Treasury in Bitcoin! 🚀💰

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This crypto-conversion was officially announced in July 2025, with all digital assets safely tucked away in a regulated, institutional-grade custodian. Rest assured, they’re playing by the rules—Turkish and international laws alike. No shady business here, just a healthy dose of financial innovation. 📜⚖️

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OP PREDICTION. OP cryptocurrency

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Cryptocurrency Optimism ranks 98 place by market capitalization. The price of OP has decreased by 85.41% from the maximum value on 6 March 2024. Today the price for 1 OP is 0.706 USD. Yesterday the rate was 0.721 USD for 1 Optimism. OP/USD traded in the range of 0.701 – 0.707. The difference compared to the previous day was -2.08%.

TIA PREDICTION. TIA cryptocurrency

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Cryptocurrency Celestia ranks 96 place by market capitalization. The price of TIA has decreased by 91.42% from the maximum value on 10 February 2024. Today the price for 1 TIA is 1.784 USD. Yesterday the rate was 1.841 USD for 1 Celestia. TIA/USD traded in the range of 1.774 – 1.788. The difference compared to the previous day was -3.10%.

NEXO PREDICTION. NEXO cryptocurrency

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Cryptocurrency NEXO ranks 94 place by market capitalization. The price of NEXO has decreased by 67.72% from the maximum value on 12 May 2021. Today the price for 1 NEXO is 1.318 USD. Yesterday the rate was 1.317 USD for 1 NEXO. NEXO/USD traded in the range of 1.313 – 1.318. The difference compared to the previous day was 0.08%.

INJ PREDICTION. INJ cryptocurrency

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Cryptocurrency Injective ranks 93 place by market capitalization. The price of INJ has decreased by 73.89% from the maximum value on 14 March 2024. Today the price for 1 INJ is 13.66 USD. Yesterday the rate was 14.14 USD for 1 Injective. INJ/USD traded in the range of 13.64 – 13.70. The difference compared to the previous day was -3.39%.

STX PREDICTION. STX cryptocurrency

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Cryptocurrency Stacks ranks 92 place by market capitalization. The price of STX has decreased by 80.46% from the maximum value on 1 April 2024. Today the price for 1 STX is 0.753 USD. Yesterday the rate was 0.778 USD for 1 Stacks. STX/USD traded in the range of 0.753 – 0.755. The difference compared to the previous day was -3.21%.