OpenAI’s Plot Twist: AMD and Nvidia Throwdown! 🎤⚡

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Well, folks, today’s news is juicier than a soap opera plot! OpenAI just threw a whopping investment at AMD, and surprise, surprise-the company’s market cap just ballooned by around $100 billion! 💸 Who knew one morning coffee could cause this much buzz? It’s like someone added Red Bull to the stock market!

But wait, there’s more! OpenAI is also planning to toss $100 billion toward Nvidia, because why not keep the tech giants on their toes? By cozying up to both companies, OpenAI might just be playing economic wingman, making sure that neither one gets too comfy and monopolistic-because who wants to date a monopoly? 😒

OpenAI Goes Wild with AMD

This morning, in what can only be described as a power move, OpenAI announced a mega-deal with AMD to unleash 6 gigawatts of GPUs. 🚀 Can you say ‘game changer’? AMD’s stock just shot up faster than a cat meme goes viral, causing some people to claim it caused the biggest Robinhood outage since… well, forever.

At this rate, AMD’s stock charts might as well be an Olympic event:

This is insane:

AMD stock, $AMD, extends gains to +35% on the day after its deal with OpenAI.

AMD is on track for its biggest single-day market cap gain in history.

– The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) October 6, 2025

Now, let’s get real for a second. OpenAI’s CEO, Sam Altman, called the AMD deal “a major step” toward “realizing AI’s full potential.” But is it just me, or does it feel like there’s an underlying motive here? 🤔

So basically OpenAI wants AMD to stick around so it doesn’t become dependent on NVIDIA? When they did their NVIDIA deal, NVIDIA bought OpenAI shares, now this time OpenAI is getting AMD warrants!

– Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin) October 6, 2025

Nvidia is Riding the Wave

And let’s talk about Nvidia for a sec. Less than two weeks ago, OpenAI made it rain with a $100 billion deal, giving Nvidia’s market cap a juicy boost of around $177 billion. 🥳 It’s like tech companies are playing Monopoly but with actual money! And guess what? Nvidia has also been scoring crucial partnerships faster than I can say “I’ll have another coffee.”

They’re one of the “Magnificent 7” stocks, while AMD has been sitting there like a sad puppy with stagnating share prices-until OpenAI walked in to save the day:

So, OpenAI swooping in with cash might just keep AMD in the game, ensuring Nvidia doesn’t play the role of “bully” in the chip game. Because let’s be honest, we all know the chip maker needs a chunk of that astronomical AI budget to stay relevant. 🥴

The Monopoly Monster

On a more serious note, let’s not forget that Chinese chip manufacturers have been crafting some serious tech miracles. If the American chip industry goes all “monopoly-mode,” we could be looking at a future where innovation grows legs and runs away. 😱

In simple terms? OpenAI’s partnership with AMD is like a life jacket in stormy economic waters. They won’t have to rely on a single company for their chips, ensuring a lively competition within the U.S. Just when everyone was worried about an AI bubble popping, OpenAI might’ve just given it a good old-fashioned patch-up! 🎉

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2025-10-06 19:37