Kiyosaki’s Bitcoin Prophecy: FOMO or Financial Doom? 😱💰

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In the grand theater of human folly, where men chase paper promises and digital phantoms, Bitcoin and Ethereum emerge as the new deities of wealth-or so proclaims Robert Kiyosaki, the prophet of modern avarice. Fear not missing out, he warns, lest you drown in the rising tide of fiat decay.

The Gospel According to Kiyosaki: Forsake Thy Fiat, Embrace Thy Crypto

Robert Kiyosaki, that sage of self-enrichment and author of Rich Dad Poor Dad-a tome so revered it has been translated into every language except Common Sense-has once again drawn his sword against the dragons of “old thinking.” With the fervor of a street preacher predicting doom, he declares that salvation lies not in savings accounts or retirement plans, but in the digital alchemy of Bitcoin and Ethereum. Millions have bought his book; fewer have bought his advice. 🧐

Upon the digital pulpit of X (formerly Twitter), Kiyosaki sermonized this week, his words dripping with urgency. On the 25th of October, he painted a bleak portrait of modern economics: a chasm so vast between rich and poor that it might as well be the Grand Canyon, if the Grand Canyon were filled with tears and unpaid bills. Inflation gnaws at wages like a famished wolf, and employment is as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane.

The “old thinkers,” he lamented, cling to their illusions-more schooling, longer hours, hoarding “fake money” (a term he uses for currency not backed by his personal endorsement). Meanwhile, the “new thinkers”-those bold, enlightened souls-start businesses and hoard gold, silver, Bitcoin, and Ethereum like medieval kings stockpiling treasure. His proclamation?

Those who acquire Ethereum today at $4,000 shall be as the wise men who bought Bitcoin at $4,000-provided, of course, history repeats itself and not, say, collapses into a meme.

Kiyosaki, ever the strategist, revealed his own method for accumulating Bitcoin, stating on October 22: “Why do I buy Bitcoin? Because it is scarce. Only 21 million shall ever exist. The buying shall accelerate. FOMO is real. Do not be late-lest you weep beside the road as the crypto chariots race past.” A stirring call to arms, or perhaps just a very persuasive ad. 🤷‍♂️

The author, long a Cassandra of fiat doom, insists Bitcoin’s scarcity makes it a bulwark against inflation and the inevitable collapse of government-issued money. In another post that same day, he dismissed financial fearmongering with the gravitas of a man who has never once second-guessed himself:

Today, Bitcoin and Ethereum are real money-unless, of course, they are not. But let us not dwell on such unpleasant possibilities.

Kiyosaki’s message is clear: the dollar weakens, debts mount, and only those who embrace “new thinking”-by investing in Bitcoin, Ethereum, gold, and silver-shall inherit the earth. Or at least a very nice portfolio.

FAQ 🧭 (Because Even Prophets Need Footnotes)

  • Why does Kiyosaki preach the gospel of Bitcoin and Ethereum?
    Because fiat money is “fake,” and he prefers assets that can be lost in a hardware malfunction. 🔥
  • What makes Bitcoin so special, according to His Financial Holiness?
    Its scarcity-only 21 million will ever exist, just like his patience for critics.
  • Who are these “new thinkers” he keeps praising?
    People who start businesses and invest in shiny/digital things, unlike those plebeians who still believe in “jobs.”
  • What fate awaits traditional investors, per Kiyosaki?
    A slow, fiat-induced decline into irrelevance-or at least a very boring retirement.

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2025-10-26 03:29