Running With Scissors and Goonswarm Games have revealed POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, a fast-paced, cooperative first-person shooter you can play online with friends. It will initially release on PC, Mac, and Linux through Steam in the third quarter of 2026 for $19.99, with versions for PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, and Nintendo Switch coming later.
According to Goonswarm Games CEO Artem Korovkin, POSTAL: Bullet Paradise captures the core spirit and dark humor of the POSTAL series in a fun, replayable game. They’re excited to be working with Running With Scissors to deliver this over-the-top, action-packed experience.
Vince Desi, the founder of Running With Scissors, jokingly stated that Mike J. won’t be going to Heaven, but he’s eagerly anticipating the release of POSTAL: Bullet Paradise next year.
Here is an overview of the game, via its Steam page:
About
In POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, you’re dropped into a chaotic and dangerous future where everyone – robots, crazies, mutants, and corporate thugs – is trying to kill you. Luckily, the Dude doesn’t sweat it. And even better, the world is full of trash you can turn into weapons and explosives!
Get ready for a wild, over-the-top shooter where you team up with friends online! You’ll have a huge selection of crazy, makeshift weapons and face more insane enemies than you can count. Choose from a variety of characters from the POSTAL universe and battle through endless waves of chaos, earning upgrades and experiencing ridiculously powerful moments.
Key Features
- Play as Multiple Dudes – Choose from iconic versions of the POSTAL Dude from across the entire series. Each one has unique stats, perks, and attitude problems.
- Online Cooperative Carnage – Team up with friends (or other unstable strangers) to survive the endless storm of enemies. Revive each other, stack builds, and ruin the future together.
- Bullet-Heaven Gameplay – Hundreds of enemies on screen. Thousands of projectiles. Zero shame. Movement and build choices matter… mostly because everything is trying to erase you.
- DIY Arsenal – Trash becomes firepower. Upgrade weird weapons, stack absurd modifiers, and turn broken scraps into overpowered monstrosities.
- The Shitty Future – A dystopian world filled with psycho, corporate cultists, malfunctioning robots, and way too much surveillance. If it moves, it probably wants to kill you.
- Progression That Actually Feels Good – Unlock new Dudes and other well-known POSTAL characters, weapons, abilities, and synergies as you survive longer. Die horribly, come back stronger.
- Multiverse Flavor – POSTAL 1, 2, 3, 4, Brain Damaged… they’re all here. Easter eggs, references, and familiar faces for fans who know the chaos by heart.
- Stupid Jokes, Smart Explosions – POSTAL-style humor and a lot of things blowing up. Sometimes both at once.
Watch the announcement trailer below. View the first screenshots at the gallery.
Announce Trailer
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2025-12-03 18:03