💡 Bitcoin’s Dilemma: Falling While the World Rises 🚀📉

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The price of Bitcoin, that elusive little beast of modern finance, hath been uncharacteristically tossed into the maw of despair this morn, trundling past the sacred $90,000 threshold with a vigor most impressive-despite the sunniness of stock markets elsewhere. A 6% descent, dear reader, brought forth over $340.6 million in long liquidations, as if the market had collectively yawned and muttered, “Not today.”

Traders, those brave souls who bet their fortunes on digital graphs, found themselves adrift in confusion, for no calamity heralded this plunge-nay, not even the nefarious WhatsApp rumors of a Keynesian uprising. Silver, that shimmering paragon of serenity, and the S&P 500, that bullish bard of Wall Street, ascended triumphantly, while Bitcoin-poor Bitcoin-dipped its nose like a humble thimble in a brewing storm.

Silver Rises, Markets Dance, Bitcoin Slumps with ‘Politeness’ 🤣

Alas! This discordant movement betwixt Bitcoin and the traditional markets trips not on some new age techno-maelstrom, but on the peculiarities of human behavior. For a decade, Bitcoin hath marched together with equities, a pair of Siamese twins in this odyssey of value. Yet now, it hath chosen to pirouette alone, a lone violinist in a symphony of violins.

Behold! The whisper of market “big beasties” (whales, insiders, or just the ghost of shoveled earth?) eerily crafting chaos-longs liquidated, shorts cheered, and all under the veil of “no news.” Aces o’clock, indeed.

A Pentecostal Pattern Before the Fed’s Midweek Sermon

Crypto trader KillaXBT, that oracle of the blockchain, hath observed a rhythm, as meters do in poetry. After every FOMC (Federal Reserve’s midweek doom scroll), Bitcoin repeats its tango of ascent and tumble. First a sprightly rise past $95,000, then a 5% fall that could’ve graced the Greco-Roman odes, and now a somber cap at $90,000.

KillaXBT proclaims with the certainty of a man who never checks his math, “December 10-11 shall be our next much-awaited reckoning! Five to seven per cent downward journey beckons, y’all!”

And lo, the market clings to the $87,000-$88,000 level like a beggar at a feast, its Teddy Ruxpin eyes fixed on the promise of ETF buying and the crypto-halving promise-though we all know what that word “promise” means by now. But should this rhythm repeat, Bitcoin may yet stagger toward the $83,000 abyss, where bears and longeurs sip cheap tea and mutter prophecies.

Bearish Whispers (and a Bit of Doom)

Analyst Ali Martinez, that wary sentinel with a pen instead of a sword, has observed the esoteric falling of Bitcoin beneath the 730-day SMA. A sacred number in the tapestry of finance-or perhaps the chaotic thread of a cursed spreadsheet. Should BTC breach $82,150, expect the heavens to weep in red and green candle trends, and the price to tumble further toward $76,000, where forgotten crypto memes await worship.

When the 730-day SMA meets the floor, what remains is but a memory of hope.

That level is $82,150 right now-faith keeps you warm there, fear keeps you alive.

– Ali (@ali_charts) December 5, 2025

And Doctor Profit, that jester in a bear suit, stands on his soapbox, proclaiming Bitcoin’s malady shall persist into 2026. Holding onto a tormented short like a Felicity Huffman at a Standards and Poors picnic. “The $120k dreams are but shadows… yet shall they fall.”

ETFs: Can Hope Repent?

All is not entirely lost. Behold! Texas hath committed $5 million to a Bitcoin ETF, as if to say, “We believe in you, even when you act like a drunk squirrel throwing acorns off a cliff.”

The beast of anticipation hums, too, as traders gamble on rate cuts and ETF inflows that remain buoyant-$54.8 million added on one sacred day alone. Yet as of this writing, Bitcoin’s heartbeat registers $89,551, a 2% dip in a 24-hour span. A fragile creature, this price. Its fate rests on the FOMC pivot of December 10-11, a matchstick in the hands of Stoic investors.

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2025-12-06 12:38