Oh, Bitcoin, you fickle minx! Just when we thought you were ready to conquer the $90k summit, you’ve gone and tripped over your own blockchain. 😱 Trading below $88k? Darling, that’s so last season. Now you’re just consolidating like a reality TV star after a scandal. 🌪️
- Started at $90.5k? More like started a downward spiral. 🌀
- Below $88k and the 100 hourly SMA? That’s not a dip, that’s a full-on belly flop. 🏊♂️💔
- Bearish trend line at $89k? Sounds like someone’s chart is having a bad hair day. 💇♀️
- Might move up if it settles above $85k? Sure, and I might win the lottery if I buy a ticket. 🎟️🤡
So, Bitcoin, you couldn’t handle the $90k club, huh? Thought you were a high roller, but now you’re just rolling downhill. ⛰️💨 Spiked below $87k? Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. But hey, the bulls are still partying near $85k-probably sipping crypto-themed cocktails. 🍸🐂
Now you’re below $88k and the 100 hourly SMA, looking like you’ve lost your GPS. If the bulls get their act together, maybe-just maybe-you’ll hit $87.15k. But let’s be real, that’s like hoping for a promotion after showing up late every day. ⏰🙄
Resistance at $88k? Oh, honey, that’s not resistance-that’s a brick wall. 🧱 If you somehow break through, $89k is waiting with a “No Entry” sign. And that bearish trend line? It’s basically your frenemy, pretending to support you but secretly plotting your downfall. 😈
But wait, there’s more! If you can’t even handle $87k, it’s downhill from here. $85.5k? $83.5k? Girl, you’re headed for $80k faster than a Black Friday sale. 🛍️💥 Technical indicators? MACD’s losing pace, RSI’s below 50-basically, you’re the crypto version of a midlife crisis. 🚗💨
So, what’s next? Popcorn or panic? 🍿😱 Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: Bitcoin, you’re keeping us entertained. 🎢✨
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