Primitive War – REVIEW

The film begins in Vietnam in 1968 with a mission involving Green Berets that quickly fails, and the soldiers go missing. Colonel Jericho (Jeremy Piven, clearly enjoying his over-the-top role) then assembles a special team – the Vulture Squad – to find them. This elite group, though not always convincingly portrayed as soldiers, is led by the hardened Sgt. Baker (Ryan Kwanten).

Bitcoin on the Brink: A Dance of Numbers and Humor

With the fortitude of a seasoned horseman riding a tempestuous steed, Bitcoin now displays vigor after a recent sharp descent, relapsing into familiar silhouettes of formerly conquered territories. The illustrious Crypto Patel, penning decrees of market destiny, asserts that Bitcoin has fulfilled a foretold technical pursuit, braving the Fair Value Gap and reaching trenchant orders that skittish traders marked for their own gains. 🚀

Global Easing Boils Over – So Why Is Bitcoin Still Playing Hard to Get?

Despite the global financial spa day of liquidity infusion, Bitcoin has decided to act like a bemused cat-decoupled from the money supply’s ongoing dance since mid-2025. This raises a stern eyebrow and prompts a series of very important questions: When will Bitcoin finally decide to join the liquidity party? Or is it just playing hard to get? 🎩🐱

Bitcoin’s Bullish Blunders: The $98,000 Soap Opera 🎭

Crypto analyst Crypto Patel, the market’s very own fortune teller, announced that Bitcoin has gracefully danced to the tune we all laid out. It filled the Fair Value Gap (FVG) and gave Bearish Order Block a cheeky high-five. According to Patel, savvy traders who dodged the $81,000-$85,000 landmine and braced for an upswing likely found themselves with a “clean” and “predictable” setup. Well, isn’t that just fab?