🚀 Why Traders Swipe Right to Memecoins and Left on NFTs! 🎩

Graphs and charts in terrifying colors.

Touching upon this curious transition, the NFT landscape over the past annum has seen a gradual decline, plodding along with barely a ripple here and there. The curiosity lies in the concentrated haunts of remaining volumes, flickering like lonely lanterns in a pitch-black night. OpenSea and Blur now dominate like old-league overlords, while smaller outposts have faded as quickly as a grin on the face of a knucklehead kid.

Crypto’s Chill: Where Did All The Money Go? 🥶

The so-called ‘market’ – a swirling vortex of digital promises and fleeting hopes – exhibits a distinct lethargy. A stillness that ought to trouble even the most hardened gambler. Stablecoins, those pallid imitations of real currency, cling to their market capitalization with the tenacity of barnacles on a shipwreck. A stagnation, you see, is not merely a pause, but a prelude.

XRP’s Supply Shock? A Tale of Scarcity and Sarcasm 🎩💸

One widely shared post came from @unknowDLT, who wrote on Dec. 27: “XRP ETFs are absorbing supply fast. With only ~1.5B XRP left on exchanges and ~750M absorbed in weeks, a supply shock is likely by early 2026.” The account tied that thesis to the “Clarity Act,” arguing it would “forc[e] price discovery” and position 2026 as the moment XRP shifts “from speculation to global liquidity infrastructure.” How very poetic. One wonders if the Clarity Act is also a poet.