Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag Remake Originally Scheduled for March 19th, Delayed to 2027 – Rumor

The game was originally planned to be finished in early February and released digitally on March 19th. Now, however, it’s expected to launch in 2027. While the reason for the delay is unknown, insider Henderson speculates that the extra time will allow the developers to fix potential bugs. He admits the delay is disappointing, but believes the final product will be much better as a result.

Scaramucci’s Bitcoin Dream: $150K or Bust?

Lo, Bitcoin lingers below the $90,000 mark, a mere shadow of its October 2025 glory, when it touched the stars at its all-time high. Scaramucci, once bold in his vision, had foretold a $170,000 pinnacle by late 2025. But alas, the fickle hand of Washington, with its glacial pace, has dashed his hopes. “We, the faithful of the Bitcoin cult,” he laments, “were blinded by our zeal, believing the chains of regulation would shatter. Yet, they remain, unyielding and cold.”

He-Man Fans Get Nostalgic Over New Masters of the Universe Footage

Nicholas Galitzine will play He-Man in the new Masters of the Universe movie, a collaboration between Amazon MGM Studios and Mattel Studios. Amazon MGM Studios announced a short preview trailer on January 21st with the message, “When times were simpler… Teaser Trailer Tomorrow!”

Treasury Buys Back $2.8B Debt: A Financial Farce!

These buybacks, oh what a cunning game! They manage liquidity with the precision of a masterful conductor, yet also stir the crypto market, that ever-elusive siren, into a frenzy of speculation. One might say the Treasury is playing a game of financial chess, where every move is a calculated jest.