💰 Gemini’s CFTC License: Because Gambling Was Too Honest 😏

In a move that surprised precisely no one (except perhaps the regulators themselves), Gemini Space Station, Inc.-the brainchild of Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss, who famously lost half their fortune to Facebook and the other half to crypto winters-has been granted permission to turn speculation into a regulated sport.

Chopped Liver? Bitcoin’s Real Game Changer Unveiled!

Liquidity! 🎉 His middle finger pointed straight at every pundit out there, claiming the halving-price relationship is about as verifiable as my Grandma’s tales of Elvis at the Met Gala. Neatly and salty, he says we may be mixing up correlation and causation like someone confused salt for sugar. Oops!